Unless you want photographic proof that these two are doing the horizontal mambo, I’m going to say that this photo is evidence enough that Sparkly Boy is giving it to Joan Jett’s younger looking twin.

You’ll have to visit Popsugar to see the photos!

Robert Pattinson and Kristen Stewart were spotted holding hands as they walked towards a flight they were hopping from Paris to London. A body language expert would say that they are bumping sparklies, for sure.

Does this mean that they are 100% a couple? Perhaps not, but it surely means that there’s something going on there that’s in the realm of “more than friends”. And don’t sit there and tell us that you do this to your guy friends, unless they’re gay…because I totally do that.

Thoughts?

More hand holding goodness here.

source: Robert Pattinson and Kristen Stewart Holding Hands-Photo - [hollywood dame]

Lady Gaga’s highly anticipated video for “Bad Romance” made its debut today. The video features Gaga wearing very little, gyrating around, and proving that she can be the next Madonna.

She evolves just like the chameleon that we know she is and the song is so catchy.

Pay close attention to the product placements in the video. She’s seen showing off her Heartbeats earphones along with Ukranian Vodka, Nemiroff. I wonder how much they paid for the brief shot of their logo on that bottle?

Check out the video here.

“Famous” magazine has made a mockery of what Lindsay Lohan has become by plastering her face side-by-side with a younger version of herself on their front cover.

And if you thought Michael Lohan was saying, “Right? See what she’s done to herself?!??” He’s not. He’s actually fuming about it, saying this on his Twitter page, “This is PHOTOSHOPPED! This is Not my beautiful baby girl.”

It doesn’t look like that much of a stretch from photos that I’ve seen, but they may have given her a little more trout pout than she previously had.

She definitely doesn’t look the same as she did when she did “Freaky Friday”. I’m still hoping that she shapes up and gets her crap together soon.

source: [michael lohan's twitter]

Justin Halpern has gotten over 700,000 followers with his catchy Twitter account, “Sh*t My Dad Says” and now he’s getting a TV show based on it.

His little quips are comedic genius and it makes you think back to that old relative from a different generation that says similar things.

According to THR:

“Will & Grace” creators David Kohan and Max Mutchnick are on board to executive produce and supervise the writing for the multicamera family comedy, which Halpern will co-pen with Patrick Schumacker. Halpern and Schumacker will also co-exec produce the Warner Bros. TV-produced project, which has received a script commitment.

Of course they are going to have to change the name, unless they sell the rights to HBO, which would be best for this type of show.

Here are some examples of this comic genius:

“You look just like Stephen Hawking…Relax, I meant like a non-paralyzed version of him. Feel better?… Fine. Forget I said it.”

“I hate paying bills… Son, don’t say “me too.” I didn’t say that looking to relate to you. I said it instead of “go away.”

“You worry too much. Eat some bacon… What? No, I got no idea if it’ll make you feel better, I just made too much bacon.”

“That woman was sexy…Out of your league? Son. Let women figure out why they won’t screw you, don’t do it for them.”

Can you imagine if they changed it to “Stuff My Dad Says”? I just don’t think it would pack the same punch. Do you?

source: Twitter fave Sh*t My Dad Says heads to TV - [hollywood reporter]

In a new interview with “New!”, they had the opportunity to speak with Robert Pattinson. He talked about girls, his good lucks, and his unromantic side.

This interview was released in snippets prior to its full publication and it made it look like Rob was dropping quotes like Megan Fox, to promote his new movie.

Here are some excerpts from the interview:

In New Moon, you compete for a woman’s affections. Has that ever happened to you in real life?
Yeah, it has, but any girl I’ve ever really wanted to go out with in the past, I’ve always lost to someone else! I know that sounds like the ones I did go out with were the ones I didn’t want to go out with, but that’s not the case. A lot of my ambitions are tied up with wanting pretty girls to like me [laughs].

Have you ever had a fight over a girl?
No, I’m terrified about getting into fights because it’s like, “Hey, I’m an actor – don’t touch the face!”

Are you romantic?
I used to be very romantic, but acting ruined my seduction techniques because you start to think everything is a “method”. You over-analyse everything – you analyse how if you say one thing, someone likes you and if you say another, they don’t. You just start to experiment on people, which isn’t good for real life! I don’t think I’m very romantic any more. I’m just a bit manic depressive!

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In a huge shocker this morning, “RadarOnline” released some more recordings of Dina Lohan talking about Lindsay. She mentions that she and Heath Ledger “were very, very close” and that she didn’t want to see Lindsay going down the same path.

Earlier today, Michael confirmed the news on his Twitter page. He said, “Yes, my daughter was dating Heath Ledger at the time of his death” and “it all went downhill from there…”

On the recorded conversation, Dina said, “And she was dating Heath when he died. I don’t know if you know that, but I know cause I would drop her off and they were friends very, very close, okay?”

She didn’t want her famous daughter to suffer the same fate, adding, “Because when she’s drunk or takes an Adderall with it, she will do something like Heath Ledger did in a second without thinking.”

Let’s hope not. That was a sad and very tragic day.

source: Lindsay Lohan Had Secret Relationship With Heath Ledger When He Died - [radar online]

It is getting to be that time of year again. Award shows will recycle and Ryan Seacrest (the most famousest of hobbits) is restocking his supply of root lifter in preparation for red carpet coverage.

Vampires dominated the ballots as “Twilight” and “True Blood” reigned supreme. The cast of Twilight were also named in different categories highlighting Taylor Lautner as a contender for Break Out Star of the Year. You can vote on all the categories at the People Choice Awards site.

TV drama: “CSI: Crime Scene Investigation,” “Grey’s Anatomy,” “House,” “Lost,” “NCIS.”

TV comedy: “Desperate Housewives,” “How I Met Your Mother,” “The Big Bang Theory,” “The Office,” “Two and a Half Men.”

TV drama Actor: Hugh Laurie, Kiefer Sutherland, Mark Harmon, Matthew Fox, Patrick Dempsey.

TV drama Actress: Anna Paquin, Blake Lively, Jennifer Love Hewitt, Katherine Heigl, Mariska Hargitay.

TV comedy Actor: Alex Baldwin, Charlie Sheen, Jim Parsons, Neil Patrick Harris, Steve Carell.

TV comedy Actress: Alyson Hannigan, America Ferrera, Amy Poehler, Eva Longoria Parker, Tina Fey.

TV obsession: “Dexter,” “Gossip Girl,” “The Hills,” “The Secret Life of the American Teenager,” “True Blood.”

TV talk show: “Chelsea Lately,” “Live with Regis & Kelly,” “The Ellen DeGeneres Show,” “The Oprah Winfrey Show,” “The Tyra Banks Show.”

TV sci-fi/fantasy: “Heroes,” “Lost,” “Supernatural,” “The Vampire Diaries,” “True Blood.”

TV competition show: “American Idol,” “Dancing With the Stars,” “Project Runway,” “So You Think You Can Dance,” “Survivor: Samoa.”

Animal show: “Animal Cops,” “DogTown,” “Dog Whisperer,” “It’s Me or the Dog,” “Rescue Ink.”

New TV drama: “Eastwick,” “FlashForward,” “Melrose Place,” “Mercy,” “The Forgotten,” “The Good Wife,” “The Vampire Diaries,” “Three Rivers,” “NCIS: Los Angeles,” “V.”

New TV comedy: “Accidentally on Purpose,” “Brothers,” “Community,” “Cougar Town,” “Glee,” “Hank,” “The Cleveland Show,” “The Middle,” “Modern Family.”

Movie actor: Brad Pitt, Hugh Jackman, Johnny Depp, Robert Pattinson, Ryan Reynolds.

Movie actress: Anna Hathaway, Drew Barrymore, Jennifer Aniston, Kristen Stewart, Sandra Bullock.

Action star: Christian Bale, Gerard Butler, Hugh Jackman, Shia LaBeouf, Vin Diesel.

Comedic star: Adam Sandler, Ben Stiller, Jim Carrey, Ryan Reynolds, Vince Vaughn.

Breakout movie actress: Anna Kendrick, Emily Osment, Ginnifer Goodwin, Miley Cyrus, Zoe Saldana.

Breakout movie actor: Chris Pine, Joseph Gordon-Levitt, Sam Worthington, Taylor Lautner, Zachary Quinto

On-screen team: Daniel Radcliffe, Rupert Grint and Emma Watson, “Harry Potter and the Half-Blood Prince”; Sandra Bullock and Ryan Reynolds, “The Proposal”; Robert Pattinson, Kristen Stewart and Taylor Lautner, “The Twilight Saga”; Shia LaBeouf and Megan Fox, “Transformers: Revenge of the Fallen”; Hugh Jackman, Liev Schreiber, Ryan Reynolds, will.i.am, Dominic Monaghan and Daniel Henney, “X-Men Origins: Wolverine.”

Family movie: “Hannah Montana: The Movie,” “Ice Age: Dawn of the Dinosaurs,” “Night at the Museum: Battle of the Smithsonian,” “Up,” “Where the Wild Things Are.”

Independent movie: “(500) Days of Summer,” “District 9,” “Inglourious Basterds,” “Paranormal Activity,” “Tyler Perry’s Madea Goes to Jail.”

Franchise: “Harry Potter,” “Star Trek,” “The Twilight Saga,” “Transformers,” “X-Men.”

The rest of the People’s Choice Award Nominees are After the Cut…

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I’m so glad she kept the pleather and sparkly eye patches at home. Rihanna showed up to the Glamour’s Women of the Year Awards wearing a gown that covered all her lady bits and looked demure and glamorous. It’s refreshing to see her take a break from being edgy and show her style flexibility.

Rihanna attended the awards that highlight women who have made a difference in the world and helped others. She wore the white frock with pride and accepted her award of Woman of the Year.

“I couldn’t possibly make it up here in this dress. As usual, I decided to wear the tightest dress I could find. I am shaking right now. I am so nervous. But I am overwhelmed and honored over this honor.” She added, “It was a real honor to be named Glamour’s Woman of the Year, especially because I think of myself as just becoming a woman. I just turned 21 this year.”

She also mentioned her assault with former boyfriend Chris Brown. RiRi recently aired out the details of the pre-Grammy fight that left her bruised and bloody on 20/20.

“It was like a weight lifted off my chest and now I don’t have to talk about it anymore. I can talk about my music, things that I love.”

Good for her I say.

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Joel and Benji Madden stormed out of a Melbourne radio station after taking offense to an interview segment about Britney Spears.

Huh…what did she do, you say?

The normally laid-back twins began the interview with Fox 101.9 breakfast show hosts Jo Stanley and Matt Tilley by warning the pair that they were “pretty wrecked” after a big night out.

After answering a few preliminary questions, the Madden brothers were asked to play a game to test if they could sense what the other was feeling.

The game soon turned ugly when Benji was blindfolded and Joel was shown a well-known photograph of Britney Spears getting out of a car without her underwear on. Yeah, THAT one.

Benji promptly guessed that his brother was annoyed while Joel made no secret of his irritation.

“I think I’m pretty laid back dude, but you guys are getting on my nerves.”

A spokeswoman for the radio show said that producers were forced to use the “dump button” to prevent expletives from the musicians going to air.

Joel could then be heard saying “we’re outta here” before storming out of the studio just as Tilley was attempting to move onto a new challenge.

His brother left the studio shortly after.

Joel Madden was quick to vent his fury at the radio hosts on Twitter.

“Just walked out of a FOXfm interview in Melbourne not in the mood to be a clown.

Most of the time I can put up with idiot morning show hosts but not today. I guess I have finally found some Aussies I don’t get on with.”

Joel told producers off air he was offended about being shown the photo of Spears because he was a father.

You don’t have to explain yourself Joel — every time I look at that photo I’m offended too.

source: Maddens storm out of radio interview [nine news]

Eliminated from last week’s “Dancing With The Stars” were Mark Dacascos and Lacey Schwimmer, along with Michael Irvin and Anna Demidova, leaving whiney boy Aaron Carter to dance another day.

Starting off tonight’s show is the Ballroom Round with Mya and Dmitry doing the Quickstep. They did a fantastic job, and the judges were all in agreement. They scored a total of 29.

Up next are Aaron and Karina, doing the Foxtrot and Karina is obviously not feeling well, but didn’t want to forgo the opportunity to take Aaron to the semi-finals. They scored a total of 23.

Joanna and Derek are up next, doing the Quickstep. Not too shabby! The judges weren’t buying it and Bruno said that Joanna looked like she was running away from a fire. They scored a total of 23.

Kelly and Louis are up next dancing the Foxtrot and they’re dancing really smoothly and graceful. The judges were in agreement and gave them a score of 25.

Donny and Kym are up next doing the Viennese Waltz and it was fluid, elegant, and just lovely. The judges loved it and found it mesmerizing, but Len called it a bit “artsy fartsy”. They scored a total of 26.

Up next, the dancers are going through the Latin Round, with era specific dances. First up are Mya and Dmitry doing their 70’s Samba. It was comical at times, but cute. The judges ate it up and gave them a total score of 30, which is the highest score for the season. Nice!

Up next with a 1990’s Samba are Aaron and Karina. The dance was well coordinated, but didn’t seem too era appropriate for my liking. The judges loved it and gave them a score of 27.

Joanna and Derek are up next with a futuristic Paso Doble and they just look really weird. That had to be the strangest thing I’ve seen on this show, without a doubt. The judges thought it was pure genius and gave them a total score of 29.

Doing a sixties themed Jive are Kelly and Louis, where Kelly brought some of her knowledge to the table. That was so fast-paced and funky with Kelly’s green hair and Louis’ mop top hairstyle. The judges loved it and gave them a total score of 26.

Dancing a 1980’s themed Paso Doble are Donny and Kym and she’s got the funky puff hairstyle that was popular back in the day. Donny seems really restricted by his choice in pants, but on the same token, I’m loving her dress. The judges seemed to like it and gave them a total score of 24.

Lauren Conrad wrote “L.A. Candy”, which is her story about a girl catapulted to fame after joining a reality show (ahem, “The Hills”) and it’s being adapted for the big screen.

Not one to be shown up, Heidi Montag has decided to write her own book, “Compton Cookie”.

In one excerpt from the book, she talks about how she was forced to marry some douchebag for this reality show on TV, but decided to fake it for more money from the show’s producers.

She says, “I’m bleeding America dry by posing with my fake pouty kisses with this douche, and it’s all for the money. Suckers! Thanks for the pic money, idiots!”

In fell swoop, Heidi Montag has admitted to causing the recession.

We kid, we kid. (Or do we?)