This guy is sooooo fired. I can just see little Cambodian children lighting bags of dog poo on his front doorstep now.

Brad Pitt was going solo at the premiere of his new flick, “The Curious Case of Benjamin Button.” The event was being held at the Bruin Theatre in Westwood. He arrived early to schmooze with the audience and show off his wannabe pornstache. Some snap happy photogs followed him into the theater and Pitt’s bodyguard went ham sandwich crazy.

“Instead of shooing the photographers away, the security guard instead went after Pitt, spinning him around and pulling him backwards – all while clutching in his teeth what appeared to be a brochure for a karate studio.”

Instead of getting rid of the paparazzi and attacking them, he grabbed Brad and manhandled him. Eventually he wiggled free from the crazy guard and ran up some stairs. Only a bathroom was located at the top of the staircase, so he had to hang out in the loo until the lobby was cleared.

How great would it have been to be coming out the bathroom and be forced to hang out with Brad Pitt? The one time my tiny bladder could have gotten me some action from Brad….

[OMG]

Nicole Kidman finally showed off a picture of Sunday Rose on Oprah.

Kidman was on the show to promote her epic flick Australia directed by Baz Luhrmann, the new mom also explained how Sunday got her name.

Unlike other celebrity moms, Nicole did not name her baby after a fruit or an occupation. Sunday got her name because it’s mom and dad’s favorite day of the week — Sunday Roast!

source: Nicole Kidman On Oprah: Shows Off Sunday Photo, Explains Name [huffington post]

Uh-oh. Sounds like all is not well in Playboy town. Apparently Hank Baskett’s proposal is causing major issues.

It starts with “The Girls Next Door” meeting it’s end. As each of the girls move on, the reality tv does too. Kendra Wilkinson was going to have her own show. It was going to center around her being on her own, out of the mansion and SINGLE. Now that she is engaged the show idea is out the window. Hugh Hefner, who has promised to have the wedding at the mansion as well as walk her down the aisle, isn’t’ happy about the change of plans.

“All that you see now, with Hugh saying he’s going to give the bride away, that the wedding’s going to be at the mansion, it’s bull***t. [Baskett] completely jumped the gun,” insists a Wilkinson colleague. “He showed up with a camera crew and proposed to Kendra on top of the Space Needle; of course Kendra said yes, she’s absolutely thrilled!”

Oh the drama. I am so glad I am a normal ho. Of course, my reality show would be 12 hours of boring. I don’t think they give out Emmy’s for bitches drinking cold coffee and sitting in front of a laptop while simultaneously watching “House“ reruns.

[Yahoo]

Lindsay Lohan, looking like a 50-year-old, gave an interview to Maria Menounos on Access Hollywood.

After playing the video several times, it does sound like she says, “it’s our first colored president.”

Clearly her mother is to blame.

Good God. That is like 9 inches of bangs right there. Miley Cyrus and boyfriend Jason Gaston were out at the movies last night. I am sure she was laughing at those fools on “High School Musical 3.” These two are on a date. They can claim to be “just friends,” but I don’t know about you, but I don’t molest my friends. (Well, not when I am sober anyway.) Instead of a chaperone for her 15 year old daughter who is out with the 20 year old model, her mom texts instead. Gee mama Cyrus, you are the pinnacle of responsible parenting. I am pretty sure this is the same birth control Jamie Lynn Spears uses.

The fact that his pants are so tight they are cutting off circulation is also painful to see. Is he trying to out-skinny pants Pete Wentz. That can’t be comfortable.

“Haha! Take that Pete! You can see my pulse these jeans are so tight!”

[Just Jared]

Leonardo Wilhelm DiCaprio (born November 11, 1974) is a three-time Academy Award-nominated and Golden Globe-winning American film actor.

He’s 34!

He gained worldwide fame for his role as Jack Dawson in Titanic and has starred in many other successful films including Romeo & Juliet, Catch Me If You Can, and Blood Diamond.

He has appeared in Martin Scorsese’s recent films Gangs of New York, The Aviator and The Departed, causing people to compare this relationship to that from which actor Robert De Niro benefited early in his career. DiCaprio has also been nominated two times for BAFTA, three times for SAG and is a Silver Bear Award winner.

DiCaprio’s career began with his appearing in several commercials and educational films. He got his break on television in 1990 when he was cast in the short-lived series based on the movie Parenthood. On set, he met another struggling child actor, Tobey Maguire. The two quickly became friends and made a pact to help each other find roles in TV and movies.

After Parenthood, DiCaprio had bit parts on several shows, including The New Lassie and Roseanne, as well as a brief stint on the soap opera Santa Barbara, playing the young Mason Capwell.

His debut film role was Critters 3, a B-grade horror movie, which later went straight to video. Soon after, in 1991, he became a recurring cast member on the hit ABC sitcom Growing Pains, playing Luke Brower, a homeless boy who is taken in by the Seavers.

His breakthrough came in 1992, when he beat out hundreds of other boys for the role of Toby Wolff in This Boy’s Life, co-starring Robert De Niro and Ellen Barkin. His performance, as the troubled, abused teenager was critically acclaimed and Hollywood soon took notice. Later in 1993, he co-starred as the mentally handicapped brother to Johnny Depp in What’s Eating Gilbert Grape. His performance earned him both an Oscar and Golden Globe nomination for best supporting actor.

Other November 11th Birthdays:

Jonathan Winters-Comedian -83
Stanley Tucci-Actor -48
Demi Moore-Actress -46
Calista Flockhart-Actress -44
Philip McKeon-Actor -44
Carson Kressley-TV Personality -39

John Travolta was spotted with Jonathan Rhys Meyers shooting for a new movie in Paris, France.

I’d like to say that John bald looks tremendously better than John with spray on hair, but I’d be lying.

At least I now know who stole my brown eyebrow pencil.

image: [splash news]

I don’t get the big “faux pas” here. The Today Show is typically boring. However, this morning Matt Lauer and Meredith Vieira had some fun poking at Matt’s impending divorce boo-boo. Matt started in about the topic of marriage, beastly subject, and subsequently embarrassment ensued.

VIEIRA: I got married in my 30s. When did you get married?
LAUER: Ah . . .
(a shout from behind the camera, “NICE!”)
VIEIRA: Anyway, I’m sorry. Oh geez.
LAUER: The average age - let’s just start this show over. On average in this country women get married at 26, men at 28. Those are the averages. But how does your age impact your choice of a mate, and your chances for living happily ever after? Probably a more important question. We’ll get into that later.
VIEIRA: I don’t think I’m going to be one of those that lives happily ever after, after this show.

Lauer has been married twice. His second marriage is currently on the rocks. Big fat hairy deal. He isn’t good at marriage. Who is?

[NY Daily News]

Drew Barrymore has now stepped to the front of the battle against Proposition 8.

Here’s a crisp new clip of Barrymore speaking at this weekend’s protest in the Sunset Junction neighborhood of Silver Lake in Los Angeles.

It is like Christmas morning for all the tweens out there. High School Musical 3 is pulling millions. It’s third weekend alone it made $9.3 million. This makes a total of $75.7 million. However, Madagascar: Escape 2 Africa toppled the competition by grossing $63.5 million on it’s opening weekend.

So why is like Christmas morning? High School Musical 3 Premiere Photos of course! Enjoy all the Zac Efron and Vanessa Hudgens and hotness in Disney form.

[MTV]

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