The 2009 Country Music Awards is upon us, and we’ve got the full winners list, as well as some red carpet arrival footage.

This post is hosted by Taylor Swift and her ginormous gravity-defying head of hair. She really came out on top tonight!

The highlight of the awards show was when Carrie Underwood and Brad Paisley clowned Kanye West, by singing a goofy version of “Don’t Let Your Babies Grow Up To Be Cowboys Kanye”.

“Mamas, don’t let your babies grow up to be Kanye. Let ‘em pic guitars and drive them old trucks, ’cause cowboys have manners, they don’t interrupt.”

Mwuahahaha.

And the winners are……….after the jump! Read the rest of this entry

If you’re getting deja vu from 2008 when Jamie Spears was granted a conservatorship over Britney, then don’t act like you haven’t seen this one coming.

Apparently, Lindsay Lohan’s parents, Michael and Dina, are working together, for once, in an attempt to take control of all things Lindsay, including her prescription drug habit. The tapes that Michael’s been releasing are an opportunity for the world to see just how messed up she is, in hopes for a court order granting them control of her life, along with her assets.

An inside snitch has revealed, “They will be filling in court against her to get her treatment as well as attempt to gain control of her assets and income.”

How long before she gets tossed in the back of an ambulance and placed on a 5150 hold at the nearest psych ward?

Update: While Dina Lohan is talking about how the tapes are edited and that he has twisted the truth, Michael has updated his Twitter page with this photo:

Sad.

The end of the decade is nearly upon us and on December 9th, Rolling Stone’s panel of critics, artists and industry figures will name the best songs and albums of the past 10 years.

But they want to know what you think too. Starting today, they’re asking Rolling Stone readers to tell them what they think is the Song of the Decade and the Album of the Decade.

Plus, they want your vote on the Readers’ Poll ballot to help decide the pick for Artist of the Decade!

Who will it be? Timberlake or Radiohead? Jay-Z or Beyonce? Springsteen or U2? You can only vote for one song, one album and one artist of the decade, so think long and hard before casting your vote.

The balloting statrs today and runs until Monday, November 30th.

Click Here for the Readers’ Poll ballot and remember to check back on December 9th when they’ll reveal both Rolling Stone’s and the Readers’ Poll picks.

Jon Gosselin goes back in time to right his wrongs — remains unfunny while doing so.

Watch closely for the diss at Michael Lohan. Aww, they aren’t buddies anymore?

source: [funny or die]

In another bomb that was just dropped on us, Michael Lohan has released another tape where Dina tells him that Lindsay has been cutting herself.

First Dina and Michael squabble over him wanting to see her. Then, Michael says, “Dina, do you understand that I’m the one thing that represents…like–” When he gets cut off by Dina, who says, “Her behavior? Yeah. Her cutting herself and hurting herself? Yeah. It’s bad Michael, it’s bad.”

He goes on to say, “Well, then let me get there. I don’t…Dina, how would I feel - how would you feel, if something happens, and I didn’t–”

She interrupts him again to say, “I know it’s going to happen and I will feel that it’s all your fault, that’s how I will feel, it’s not about me.” He responds by saying, “Well, I will feel like it’s everyone else’s fault.”

She says, “There’s nothing you can do for her,” to which he says, “Yes there is.”

Michael has been releasing tape after tape, what’s next? I know that he’s desperately trying to get her the help she needs, but to what end? That she’ll end up hating him?

source: WORLD EXCLUSIVE AUDIO: Dina Says Lindsay Lohan Was Cutting Herself - [radar online]

Here we go again. Angelina Jolie is going for lucky number seven after various reports are saying that she is eyeing up another child to adopt into her growing brood, even though current baby-daddy Brad Pitt is not so keen on the idea. While Pitt is said to be happy with their family as it is, Jolie is reportedly desperate to adopt a little girl from Syria. Jolie, who already has three adopted kids and three biological children with partner Brad Pitt, has reportedly already started the paperwork and plans to adopt the child alone if Brad won’t support her.

“He has made it clear that six children are more than he can handle,” the source says. “The idea of one more seemed ludicrous, but Angie is determined to complete her rainbow family.”

It wouldn’t be the first time Jolie has adopted a child by herself. Her name appeared alone on her oldest child’s Maddox’s adoption papers, even though she was married to Billy Bob Thornton at the time. A few months later, Thornton filed for divorce and Jolie went on to adopt daughter Zahara. Soon after getting together with Brad, he legally became the father of both children.

The couple then had their first biological child, daughter Shiloh, before adopting their son Pax. They then became the proud parents of twins, Knox and Vivienne. I’m pretty confident she can win over Brad this time around after he previously admitted he wants a whole ’soccer team’ of kids.

I think he’ll stick by her side. Besides, once you have six how much trouble could adding one more to the mix really be? If the Duggars can do it, then St. Angie will no doubt be able to for her own rainbow nation.

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Shakira attended a Rolling Stone party in NYC last night wearing her hair in dreadlocks.

This proves one thing, dreadlocks are really not for everyone.

source: No, Shakira, No [dlisted]

For more than ten years prior to his death in June 2008, George Carlin had been working on his autobiography with Tony Hendra, one of the original editors of National Lampoon magazine and author of the bestselling memoir Father Joe.

When Carlin died, Hendra approached Carlin’s family about releasing the book. Based on hours of taped interviews, drafts, and polished chapters from their sessions, LAST WORDS is George Carlin’s life story as it has never been told before.

I had the pleasure of speaking with Kelly Carlin on Twitter last night. After sharing a mutual admiration for her father, Kelly said:

I would love his take on the world today. And I suppose I will be wishing we had that take for the next few decades

I couldn’t agree with her more!

You can snag your copy of George Carlin’s “Last Words” on his official website or on Amazon.

As you know, Miley Cyrus quit Twitter.

We also told you about the crazed fan who was going to murder her cat if Miley didn’t return to Twitter.

Well, Miley chatted with Zach Sang with Sweeet Radio tonight about Fuzzy the cat and… she could care less.

It’s that time of the week again, where we get to see who’s on the chopping block for “Dancing With The Stars”.

It was just announced that the first couple are safe to go on are Joanna Krupa and Derek Hough. I guess their futuristic Paso Doble really nailed it for them.

Michael Buble took the stage to perform and it wasn’t his greatest performance, but at least he’s still hot.

Mya and Dmitry Chaplin were just announced as safe…and that sound you hear? It’s thousands of people across the country saying, “Duh!”

Season five dancer Sabrina Bryan and Mark Ballas performed a Paso Doble to “Eye Of The Tiger” and looked equally stupid. I need eye bleach after that. After that, Michael Buble took the stage again to perform “Feeling Good” and he sounded a lot better than before, but that’s not really saying much. This song isn’t really suited to him, but at least he looks hot in a suit.

Also going to the semi-finals are Donny Osmond and Kym Johnson, leaving Kelly Osbourne and Aaron Carter in jeopardy.

Making her U.S. television debut, Susan Boyle delighted the crowd and my ears with her version of “I Dreamed A Dream”. What a songbird! Her dress is adorable, too. On a side note, this dance really needs some shirtless Maks.

Not going to make it through to the semi-finals are Aaron Carter and Karina Smirnoff, leaving Kelly Osbourne and Louis Van Amstel jumping for joy. OH NOES! DON’T CRY, AARON!! (Sorry, I had a Kanye moment.)