Mariah Carey never misses an opportunity to writhe around on the beach in next to nothing. So why should her video shoot for “H.A.T.E.U.” be any different?

This one IS different, as you can plainly see. This bathing suit is not suited to her voluptuous frame, not one bit. Poor thing, I figured she would check a mirror at least 800 times before trying to strike a pose in something like this.

We’re not one to call Mimi fat or anything, but the swimsuits she’s choosing to run around in are not in any way flattering her figure.

In case you didn’t know, H.A.T.E.U. stands for “Having A Typical Emotional Upset”.

If anything, we H.A.T.E. her choice of beachwear!

source: A.T.E.U. - [dlisted]

ZackTaylor had a drama-filled night last night as he decided to out a source over a story he published about Demi Lovato and Joe Jonas dating.

Apparently, his source was Demi’s own mother, Dianna DeLaGarza. I guess you can’t get any closer to home than that.

Zack says that he has instant messages along with direct messages from Twitter, showing that he’s telling the truth. Yet, just shortly after he posted his source, Demi took to her Twitter page to deny any relationship with Joe.

She said:

There’s been a lot of rumors lately that I’m dating one of my best friends Joe. I can promise my entire career that I am not.

We’ve NEVER dated. He’s incredible, but we don’t have feelings for eachother in that way. I love you guys, and I wouldn’t lie about that.

It’s unfortunate that some people out there are so desperate for attention that they have to make up gossip to keep their site alive.

But that’s how this whole city works I guess. It just makes me sad that people are that mean in this world.

If she is dating Joe Jonas, I don’t know why she would deny it, he’s hot. In the meantime, Dianna has deleted her official Twitter page.

Coincidence? What do you think?

source: THE TRUTH BEHIND ALL THE DRAMA… - [zacktaylor]

As Rihanna is airing out the details of the much talked about Pre-Grammy fight, Chris Brown is continuing his “I’m Sorry” tour. Tomorrow a full interview with the “Russian Roulette” singer will air on “20/20” and she is said to have opened up on the entire violent relationship with Brown.

Chris has been on the defense since the incident happened. His lack of remorse started just days after the fight. He was photographed smiling and riding a jet ski ant P.Diddy’s palace without a care in the world. Then he made a video stating he isn’t a monster while simultaneously pimping his upcoming album.

Now that RiRi has decided to speak out against Brown and domestic violence, CB has opened up to MTV about his view of things.

“My thoughts [when I look back on it now] is like, ‘Why did it happen? Like, ‘What was I thinking? What is wrong with you?’ That’s what I’m thinking with myself. That’s what my thoughts are, basically, now.

“It’s like, ‘How do we get past it? How do you, Chris’ — talking to myself — ‘how do you go from point A to point B? How do you learn from your mistakes, turn it into a positive and help other people with the situation and at the end of the day become the person that you want to be?’”

Both interviews air in their entirety on Friday. Rihanna will be talking to Diane Sawyer on “20/20” while Chris Brown’s version will be an MTV special “”Chris Brown: The Interview,” with Sway.

[MTV]

Victoria Beckham is in with the latest fashion and celebrity accessories, so when someone told her micro-pigs were the new black, she promptly purchased two.

She plunked down a cool $2,266 on the piggies, and has left them in the care of her staff at their ‘Beckingham Palace’ in Hertfordshire.

She named the piggies Elton and David after celebrity buddies Elton John and his long-time partner David Furnish. I wonder if Elton has a pig named Victoria…it would be fitting, wouldn’t it?

Breeder Jane Croft says, “Demand for micro pigs is soaring and we are inundated with inquiries every day. It’s amazing how popular they have suddenly become and just how many people want pigs as pets.”

Looks like someone’s future breakfast if you ask me.

source: David and Victoria Beckham spend £1,400 after finding the perfect designer pet… micro pigs - [daily mail]

No one ever said that Fantasia was the sharpest tool in the shed. Someone should’ve told her that the first rule of tattoos is never, and I mean, NEVER, get someone’s name inked on your body. Now we love Fanny’s music and everything, but this is just beyond crazy!

Apparently she didn’t get the memo, because she’s seeing this guy, Antwaun Cook and besides his name being spelled dumbly, she also got it inked into her skin. Forever. Dumb.

Like I’ve said, we’ve never accused her of being the smart one in the bunch, but to seriously get the name of a guy who sells cell phones at T-Mobile tattoo’d on you? Not the smartest thing to do….and get this, he’s MARRIED, too!

What a catch!

source: Fantasia’s New Man Is MARRIED?! And She Got His Name Tattoo’d On Her?! - [ybf]

Kim Kardashian and the whole clan fought last night for their charity boxing match and things didn’t go as well as planned.

Kim tweeted last night that she was getting ready for the fight and getting her physical. Then, today, we’ve seen her black eye, so we know she didn’t win.

But hey, it was for charity, right? Hehehe.

Check out the damage:

I don’t think it’s all that visible, but she said that her opponent sure packed a punch.

Rob Kardashian was sent to the hospital, after suffering a concussion. Kim said that his opponent was about 25 pounds heavier than he was.

On her official blog, she said, “At the end of the day, we did this for charity and that’s what counts. Rob is doing fine now and my black eye will be gone soon… I hope. You can try to bring the Kardashians down… but we’re a strong family. A concussion and a black eye can’t hold us down!”

source: [kim kardashian's twitter]

Ever since hearing that Taylor Swift and Taylor Lautner had hooked up, I’ve been filled with glee for the both of them. How cute are they together, right???

“OK! Magazine” has the inside scoop on their “whirlwind romance” and how he won her heart. I imagine it was probably pretty easy, he could’ve just taken off his shirt. My God, have you see those abs?

In other Taylor related news, have you see her new “Band Hero” commercial? Check it out below:

She’s also taking on double-duty of hosting and performing for this Saturday’s episode of “Saturday Night Live”. She’s told the producers of the show that she wants to look nothing like herself. I just hope that they take a dig at Kanye West’s stage hijacking.

Rumors as to the departure of Ashlee Simpson from “Melrose Place” are running over. First she was booted for “terrible acting” skills, but we all know no one on that show is the next Meryl Streep. Then rumors that Heather Locklear had her booted from cast due to jealousy reared their green little heads. Now we have moved onto rumors that Simpson would constantly diva out are cited as reasons for her firing.

“Ashlee was kicked off ‘Melrose Place‘ because she was a total diva on set, late all the time, and deeply disliked by fellow cast members,” the insider spills. “It created a lot of discord among the cast. She could barely act.”

It appears it might be a combo of all three issues that led to Ashlee’s short lived role. Heather may be the source of the beginning issue. The network’s addition of Locklear caused payroll issues say a source. They had to cut someone to be able to afford her salary.

“They basically trimmed the fat and made it possible for Heather to join the show,” says the snitch. “Heather is a much bigger name than Ashlee.”

Sounds to me like they were just looking for a reason to axe her. Whatever the reason, the Simpson clan is livid with the choice and big sis Jessica Simpson has taken to her Twitter to call the show “crap” and stated that they should be thankful for the press this has created.

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[Fox News]

Angelina Jolie is known for throwing herself into her roles, whether it’s playing a grief-stricken mom in the Changeling or a sociopath in Girl, Interrupted. But now, her real-life role as a U.N. ambassador is affecting the mom-of-six so profoundly that friends are concerned she’s endangering her health.

Angelina, who has visited Iraq, Kenya and Ethiopia over the past few months, is using her volunteer work for the U.N. as an excuse for keeping the weight off.

“She tells Brad that she can relate more to the refugees looking the way she does now. She feels more of a connection to the people she’s trying to help but Brad told her the purpose of her volunteer work is to help those who are suffering, not look like them!”

James Haven said that Angelina’s life changed after she visited Ethiopia (she adopted Zahara from the country in 2005).

“Whenever she’s there, there’s often no food for her and she goes without.”

But Angelina’s weight loss began earlier this year when she reportedly did a detox diet to lose weight for her role in Salt.

“She lost some weight just from being busy and running around a lot. She finished filming Salt, where she was busy working long hours every day and exercising to stay fit for the role and now between the kids and her volunteer work for the U.N. refugee agency, she barely has a minute to eat.”

And she doesn’t like getting picked on by Brad for it.

“Brad was just trying to tell Angelina that she’s looking too thin without hurting her feelings, but she retaliated and told him the last thing she needed was him judging her. He’s been trying to get her to eat, but she won’t listen.”

The pal says that Brad’s biggest concern now is that Angelina will fall ill while traveling the world with their children. “He’s not worried about her appearance but rather her well being and the health of their kids.”

source: Brad to Angelina: Eat Something! [yahoo news]

New Moon’s Robert Pattinson & Kristen Stewart grace the December cover of Harper’s Bazaar and share the wild ride that has catapulted them into the spotlight for better or for worse.

The magazine gets an inside look at the life of Hollywood’s hottest young stars and in the interview the two share their thoughts on each other — and why Stewart’s nickname for Pattinson is Flippy.

Stewart calls Pattinson “a great singer. Heartbreaking,” while Pattinson says of his costar, “She’s a unique girl. You really don’t meet many people like Kristen.”

When asked who is more romantic, Stewart immediately says Pattinson, adding,

“I’d have to say Rob is. I think romance is anything honest. As long as it’s honest, it’s so disarming.”

When is Pattinson posed with the same question he quips,

“What did Kristen say?” When he finds out that she pointed at him, he responds, “No. I’m better at faking” and laughs.

Pattison on Stewart: “Kristen doesn’t take an slack. She sticks to her guns - and that’s difficult to do.”

Stewart on who is more athletic: “I’m definitely claiming that one. Rob can barely jump rope. I call him Flippy because when he does his stunt rehearsals, he flips around [makes gestures like a penguin]. And God, when he tries to run…”

Pattinson on who googles themselves more:

“[Kristin] would say me, but I reckon it’s her. If either one of us catches the other one doing it, we’re like, Jesus Christ, is that what you’re looking at? And the other one’s on their phone pretending to text. I look up my competition more than she does. I’m incredibly shallow. I think she just looks at herself.”

Harper’s Bazaar’s December issue hits stands November 17th.

Photo credit: Mark Seliger; source: [harper's bazaar]

Kristen Stewart is bringing back those ugly rolled up jeans…oh my, what a trendsetter she is.

Hello? It’s 1989 calling and they want their look back.

She appeared at a photo call for “New Moon” in New Mexico, alongside jailbait hottie Taylor Lautner. I’m not sure what type of look she’s trying to pull off here, but it borders on punk rock scary mental patient. Maybe that’s what she was going for?

She paired up these lovely jeans with a t-shirt with a gun on it along with some suspenders. And oh my God, did she get cheek implants?!?!? Oh wait, that’s just how she smiles, never seen that expression on her face before.