In a new VH1 show, reality TV veteran and castoff Megan Hauserman “wants a millionaire”…..And not just any millionaire, either. She wants a guy who’s rich and not afraid to spend the dough on the top of the line dates for her. Wallet can’t hack it? You’re out!

Sound like she’s gold digging at all? I can’t believe this was the best that they could come up with for her.

She’s blond, tall, and thin, but she’s got the personality of a peanut, I just don’t get it. I guess it just goes to show ya that people are always trying to get by on their looks alone.

I think Sharon Osbourne needs to smack her again, but that’s just my opinion.

She’s a Charm School reject who has obviously no class, but the list to date her is long. Check out a few of her future victims, in the thumbnails. The show reportedly centers around the guys vying for dates and for her to see who will shell out the most dough for her heart.

No, she’s not a gold digger, stop asking. And I’m going to call it a hunch, but the cute one, Joe, is probably an undercover poor hottie, just looking for love.

Now that Lauren Conrad’s no longer on “The Hills,” she’s wasting no time spilling the world’s worst kept secret: The show’s as fake as Heidi’s chest.

Conrad was on “The View” this morning, and when asked about Spencer Pratt’s apology phone call to her in the season finale, she said, “I wasn’t even on the other end of the line.”

Yes,… and I predict that the show will now go down the tubes — you can’t rely on Spencer and Heidi to keep it afloat.

Neil Patrick Harris is going to be a dad. Harris and his partner, David Burtka are planning to have a child via a surrogate.

I guess this means I failed the interview to serve as his life-long hag. Great, now I have to use my Ricky Martin fall back plan.

“To find a surrogate mother, NPH and David turned to the same agency that lined up the woman who will be giving birth to Sarah Jessica Parker’s twins later this summer. The guys apparently had to go through a fairly strenuous screening process to be approved by the agency.”

Let see: Actor? Check. Singer? Check. Dancer? Check. Award show host? Check. Able to tell the difference between something designed by Marc Jacobs for Louis Vuitton and just plain old Marc Jacobs? Check.

Some bitches have everything.

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Miley Cyrus took a break from shooting “The Last Song” on the Georgia coast by borrowing a guitar and treating fans to an impromptu, two-song performance on the patio of a beachside seafood restaurant.

Ray Rogers, owner of StingRay’s restaurant on Tybee Island said,

“By the time she finished the first song, there must have been 50 little girls and their moms who came rushing up.”

Rogers said the 16-year-old “Hannah Montana” star dined on snow crab legs with a friend after wrapping up Monday’s first day of filming of the Walt Disney Co. movie.

Then she got up and asked a local acoustic duo playing music if she could sit in. Miley stepped up to the microphone and strapped on a guitar to sing theTim McGraw and Faith Hill duet “It’s Your Love,” then added a new song of her own.

“She played those and then we got her out of here. We asked her, `What do you wanna do?’ and she said `I want to get out of here.’ So we walked her to a side entrance nobody knew about and got her in her car.”

I bet you Tybee Island has never seen this much publicity!

“The Last Song” will be filming on Tybee Island and in nearby Savannah until mid-August, stirring interest among locals and tourists alike. The movie features Cyrus as a teenage girl struggling with her parents’ divorce who tries to reconnect with her father during a summer at his home in a quiet beach town.

The movie’s publicist, Rachel Aberly, did not immediately return a phone call and e-mail message seeking comment Wednesday.

Chelsea Handler wore her crumpled chic Lanvin dress for the Crystal & Lucy Awards. Claire Danes paired her dress with stunning beaded necklace. Danes hit the blue carpet at the Independent Spirit Awards in her fabulous frock.

TLC has changed the promo for Monday’s episode of Jon & Kate Plus 8, from the kids getting play houses or something to this:

Apparently, the episode was supposed to be about Mother’s Day, but the entire episode has been changed.

On the commercial promoting the special episode that will air on Monday (June 22), Kate says,

“Recently, we’ve made some life changing decisions. Decisions that will affect every member of our family, ones that we hope will bring each of us some peace.”

Most of the time I take TLC promos with a grain of salt, but the premiere episode really revealed more then I thought it would.

Whether this is over their marriage or Kate spanking Leah, it’s obviously NOT GOOD NEWS!

This right here is a fine example of a celebrity fad, a misguided one but still a fad.

The dress first appeared on Cheryl Burke on May 22nd in Las Vegas. Then it was seen again on Heather Graham on June 9th in Dublin. Once in a day should have been enough, but it was seen again on the body of Kristin Cavallari in Los Angeles on the same day. Then on June 11th it went on a date with model Doutzen Kroes in NYC.

Feeling left out, Heidi Montag Pratt wore the dress on June 15th in NYC.

Personally, I think the Herve Leger dress is ugly as sin, and obviously overused. BUT, if you want to buy one, you can do so for a cool $1,742!

Will Ferrell Sunscreen is now available online! The comedienne is now the face of three 30 SPF sunblocks: Sun Stroke, Sexy Hot Tan, and Forbidden Fruit.

Each bottle features a picture of Ferrell in a hilarious glamour shot. And of course, all of these images show a lot of skin.

Why sunscreen? Will Ferrell says,

“I’m proud to be associated with a great charity, Cancer for College. Since 1993, my good friend Craig Pollard, who is a two-time cancer survivor, and Cancer for College have helped hundreds of cancer survivors realize their dreams of a college education. We are proud to return 100% of the proceeds from sales of our new sunscreen products to the charity”

100% of the proceeds from Will Ferrell Sunscreen go to the charity Cancer for College’s College Willpowered Scholarship Fund, which grants college scholarships to survivors of cancer.

If you would like to get some Will Ferrell sunscreen, you can purchase it HERE.

She looks like any other blooming mother-to-be as she soaked in the rays and enjoyed some quality time with her hubby.

Image: [Daily Mail]

This is Coleen and Wayne Rooney celebrating their one year wedding anniversary on the Caribbean Island of Barbados.

The pending bundle of joy will be the couples first child and Coleen showed off her baby bump for the first time in a series of designer bikinis - clearly not giving a damn who saw her!

The WAG (Wife and Girlfriend of a football star) looked happy and content as she sunbathed on the beach and paddled in the waves…why wouldn’t she be grinning from ear to ear…?

…She has a football star husband, millions in the bank to call her own and reports in the UK is that her baby is already bringing in the big bucks for his parents - OK! magazine has reportedly offered around £1million for the first exclusive pics of the tot!

Who knows what this baby will grow up to be? For now it’s role is to bring in the money as the couple’s newest cash cow - and it hasn’t even been born yet!

-Oh how the other half live!

He brought us Ali G, he offended most Americans (and pretty much anyone who watched the movie) in Borat and now he’s back to doing what he does best…yep you got it, offending!

And the mastermind behind all this is creator Sacha Baron Cohen…

He stormed into London’s Leicester Square last night for the premier of his new flick where he plays an Austrian gay TV presenter.

Clad in Household Cavalry guards uniform and dancing to the gay anthem ‘I will survive’ he continued his mission to offend by announcing:

“It’s great to see so many D-listers here tonight.
“I’m talking to you , Pixie Geldof.”

…he may offend but he does speak the truth!

Wifey Isla Fisher was also there and looked stunning as usual…man I hate her.