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Melrose Place Off Screen Drama and Cat Fights

Wednesday, November 4th, 2009

Rumors as to the departure of Ashlee Simpson from “Melrose Place” are running over. First she was booted for “terrible acting” skills, but we all know no one on that show is the next Meryl Streep. Then rumors that Heather Locklear had her booted from cast due to jealousy reared their green little heads. Now [...]

Shake Weight Porn & The Hot Links!

Monday, November 2nd, 2009

Is The Shake Weight Porn? - City Rag

Ryan Seacrest’s Stalker Was Special Forces - The Superficial
Doug Reinhardt Dressed Up As The Tooth Fairy - F-Listed
David Hasselhoff Can Relate To Amy Winehouse - Holy Moly
Eric Bana Wants To Get Buck Naked - Pop Eater
Andy Warhol Just Rolled Over - Popbytes
Photo: How To Know If Your [...]

Jessica Simpson Twitter Bashes ‘Melrose Place’ - Photo

Monday, November 2nd, 2009

Just in September, Jessica Simpson was tweeting for all of us to watch “Melrose Place”, saying, “Everyone watch my beautiful sister be a creepy bitch on Melrose Place tonight!!! Tune in! xo” and “everyone watch my sis on melrose place :)”.
Apparently the tables have turned since Ashlee’s ousting from the show.

Rumor has it [...]

Jessica Simpson Wants Someone Intelligent

Thursday, October 29th, 2009

To make up for her lack thereof?
Jessica Simpson — who famously confused tuna with chicken because the label said “Chicken of the Sea” — knows what she wants out of her next relationship: A guy with brains.

“I don’t want to get bored. I can bore out pretty easily, so I love intellectual men … [...]

Don’t Facebook The STDs & The Hot Links!

Tuesday, October 27th, 2009

Don’t Facebook Your STDs, People! - F-Listed

Man Arrested For Indecent Exposure In His Own Home - Tabloid Prodigy
OMG, He’s Back: George W. Bush! - OMG! Blog
Gerard Butler & Alexa Chung Threesome? - Pacific Coast News
Michael Lohan Thinks Lindsay Will Be Dead By 2010 - ICYDK
Rihanna’s Album Cover Is Rated R! - Celebrity Smack
Renee Zellweger Dumped [...]

Whatever Baby & The Hot Links!

Friday, October 23rd, 2009

This Kid’s Got Some Attitude! - City Rag

Tom Cruise Has The Worst Week Ever - Pop Eater
OMG How Glamorous: Joan Collins! - OMG! Blog
Wanna Fight A Kardashian? - F-Listed
Lindsay Lohan Has Blurry Nipples - The Superficial
Separated At Birth: Pope Benedict & Darth Sidious - Tabloid Prodigy
Lindsay Lohan Is Giving It Away For Free? - [...]

Jessica Simpson & Gerard Butler Are Hooking Up?

Thursday, October 22nd, 2009

Maybe Jessica Simpson does have some brains! Who knew?!??
Someone must have taken this girl, pointed her in the right direction of a good looking man and gave her a push, because somehow she’s landed herself in Gerard Butler’s bed. These things don’t happen by accident.

According to “Page Six”, the [...]

Jessica Simpson To Use Match.com To Find A Date?

Thursday, October 15th, 2009

Jessica Simpson is letting the world know that she’s desperate open to looking online to find a guy to date.

Editor’s Note: The above picture is fictional, we hope.
Jessica’s had a tough way to go this year. Tony Romo dumped her at an IHOP parking lot, her dog, Daisy, got snatched up by a coyote, [...]

Phallic Items In Nature & The Hot Links!

Wednesday, October 14th, 2009

Things That Are Phallic In Nature - City Rag

Tracy Morgan Rips On His Co-Workers - Pop Eater
Lady Gaga Is Wearing Stupid Glasses Again - Holy Moly
Let’s All Give Thanks To Hipsters - College Candy
John Mayer Kissed A Guy & He Liked It - The Superficial
Joanna Krupa Nearly Shows Off The Goodies - Ninja Dude
Everyone Hates [...]

Jessica Simpson’s Tormented by Calls About Daisy

Monday, October 12th, 2009

Jessica Simpson doesn’t appreciate the false information and harassing phone calls her family and friends have received.
The messages are from pranksters, who claim her lost Maltipoo Daisy is still alive.

Jessica wrote on her Twitter:
“People who have been contacting my family and friends saying that Daisy has been found. Untrue. People are so [...]

Jennifer Aniston Still Crying Over Brad Pitt

Thursday, September 24th, 2009

It’s been over four years since their separation, yet Jennifer Aniston burst into tears in her trailer while filming in New York — telling an assistant that a scene “reminded her of Brad Pitt.”

The unlucky-in-love actress was late coming out of her trailer while filming “The Bounty” with Gerard Butler a few weeks ago. When [...]

Jessica Simpson - Meltdown On The Way

Wednesday, September 23rd, 2009

Jessica Simpson must really be mourning the loss of her pet Malti-poo Daisy. Or, she’s seen this photo set.

Jessica was already said to be on the edge of full blown depression after he dog was snatched up by a coyote just recently. And until now, we didn’t know how bad it [...]

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