Celebrity Weddings
« Previous EntriesPeter Andre Breaks Down Over Katie Price’s Marriage
Wednesday, February 3rd, 2010Peter Andre broke down in tears during a live interview today when quizzed about Katie Price’s new husband Alex Reid.
The Australian singer was overcome with emotion when probed about the role the cage-fighter would play in his children’s lives.
He asked to cut the segment short as he struggled to hold back tears, declaring: ‘Nobody [...]
Russell Brand’s Dream Of Getting Married Nude
Monday, February 1st, 2010If you want to see Rusty’s Rocket, then you may just be in luck! The British funnyman has announced his plans to get married to fiancee Katy Perry — naked!
Now, we’ve already seen Katy’s cooter (warning: NSFW), so we could picture that next to Chewbacca, then we’d be all set with the visuals this [...]
Kim Kardashian to Wed if Saints Win Super Bowl
Tuesday, January 19th, 2010It appears Kim might have nabbed herself a husband. The biggest famewhore of the Kardashian Klan was promised a wedding ring if her boyfriend, Reggie Bush, gets a Super Bowl ring.
How romantic….. Baby, I will marry your ample ass if and only if I win the Super Bowl. I am guessing this deal also [...]
Johnathon Schaech & Jana Rae Kramer Engaged
Monday, December 28th, 2009It just wouldn’t be the holidays unless two d-listers decided to solidify their relationship. And that’s just what ‘One Tree Hill’ star Jana Rae Kramer and that guy with the eyebrows from ‘That Thing You Do!’ (ok, ok, Jonathon Schaech) decided to do.
The two are engaged. Huzzah.
“It was the best present ever. It was the [...]
Carrie Underwood is Engaged
Monday, December 21st, 2009NHL star Mike Fisher is apparently not afraid of Carrie Underwood and her Louisville Slugger. The two are officially engaged to be wed.
Fisher, a player for the Ottawa Senators, revealed the news a short while ago while prepping for a game against the Boston Bruins.
Fisher confirmed their engagement just moments ago as the [...]
Kevin Jonas Is No Longer Single!
Sunday, December 20th, 2009Kevin Jonas now has reason to remove his purity ring! The eldest Jonas Brother got married to long-time girlfriend Danielle Deleasa on Saturday in a fairytale wedding ceremony.
Despite the blizzard setting in Long Island, New York, the duo got hitched in front of more than 400 guests. The happy couple said, “We’re so [...]
Jake Gyllenhaal is a Single Lady
Wednesday, December 16th, 2009Here we go again on the Tilt-O-Whirl of Love. Jake Gyllenhaal and Reese Witherspoon have split (as of this moment). It appears that People magazine wasn’t a big liar, liar crotch on fire. Their initial report that Jake and Reese broke up is said to be true.
Personally, I am starting to not care. Jake [...]
Uma Thurman Got Dumped
Tuesday, December 8th, 2009I am a terrible little gossiper and had totally forgot Uma Thurman existed. After “Kill Bill” I kinda assumed she went to knit and go yachting off into the sunset.
Regardless, she and her billionaire fiancé, Arpad Busson, are no longer swimming in a money pit together while eating gold and riding flying ponies.
Things [...]
Jake Gyllenhaal and Reese Witherspoon Drama Continues
Friday, December 4th, 2009Yes, kittens. I still care. The brouhaha surrounding Jake Gyllenhaal and Reese Witherspoon is getting more and more detailed. (Yes, brouhaha is a legit word and in my opinion isn’t used enough.)
Jake and Reese’s reps are all: “No, you horny bitch. They haven’t broken up and no I will not get you a pair [...]
Britney Spears’ Marriage Proposal Rejected
Tuesday, November 24th, 2009While we do love Australia and their craving for celebrity news, take this story with a grain of salt If you recall, an Australian media outlet (New Weekly) goofed when they reported Britney Spears was getting married the same time they reported Kristen Stewart was pregnant. Now the latest news to come out from [...]
Kim Kardashian Trying on Wedding Dresses – Photos
Tuesday, November 24th, 2009Kim LOOK AT ME Kardashian spent the day dreaming of ways to put thief her sisters’ thunder from Mount Fame Whore. No, she isn’t actually getting married she was trying out the old good-doing angel.
The Kardashian clan was playing dress up and Momma K got out her old gown. Khloe Kardashian, being King Kong, refused [...]
Are Nicole Richie & Joel Madden Married?
Friday, October 16th, 2009When Nicole Richie gave birth to her and Joel Madden’s second child, Sparrow James Midnight Madden on September 9, 2009.
Doesn’t seem like a big deal, until you remember that when Harlow was born, she was also given the name Harlow Winter Kate Richie-Madden.
And here’s a copy of Sparrow’s birth certificate, which [...]
