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Levi Johnston’s First Photo From ‘Playgirl’

Tuesday, November 17th, 2009

Even though Levi Johnston won’t be showing all of his goodies in the upcoming issue of “Playgirl”, they did treat us to a preview of things to come.

Yes, I’m sorry to be the one to inform you of this, but Levi’s manager, Tank Jones, lied to all of us. He said previously that Levi [...]

Levi Johnston Busts Out His Hockey Stick for Playgirl

Friday, November 13th, 2009

We are going to see this grade C piece of Palin’s past in the buff come January. I know you are marking off each day on your calendar in hot anticipation of Levi Johnston’s nude rugged barley post pubescent body in Playgirl. To wet your appetite, Levi’s manager was squealing with glee about how awesome [...]

Naomi Campbell Shows Her Ashy Crotch - Photos

Monday, August 17th, 2009

Naomi Campbell was dancing at a club with her Russian billionaire boyfriend, Vladislav Doronin. She was shaking her wild thang, when snappers caught a picture or five of her nasty, ashy, lady parts.

I guess if one of the world’s richest hot guys asked you to dance with no panties on, you may just say [...]

Lady Gaga’s Gender Scandal

Thursday, August 13th, 2009

Is Lady Gaga a man?
That’s at the forefront of debate being squabbled out in the British press today.
It’s after an appearance at this years GLASTONBURY festival ended up on You Tube that showed the ‘Poker Face’ one displaying a little more than a lady might posses under her skirt.

Her agents have of course been quick [...]

Paris Hilton: “I’m Not Stupid or Slutty”

Friday, July 24th, 2009

She needs to follow that statement with this: “I just like to sample a lot of bologna ponies and I don’t know what the word delicatessen means. I assume it’s a fancy word for a hooker.”

You have to love how blissfully ignorant this bitch is. She has built an empire on being stupid and [...]

Britney Spears Topless Photos Leak

Monday, June 8th, 2009

Britney Spears topless photos have hit the net. This is unsurprising and hardly ‘scandalous’ in terms of Britney.
The “Circus” singer has had far more revealing photos of herself spread across the internet. Back in her pre-daddy intervention several photos of Britney sans panties made their way from email boxes to every site. She had [...]

Demi Moore Crotch Shot, Courtesy of Ashton Kutcher

Monday, March 23rd, 2009

That Ashton Kutcher, he’s so shameless!
While in Miami for Bruce Willis‘ wedding to Emma Heming, Ashton Kutcher took a photo of his lovely wife Demi Moore, bent over while wearing a bikini.

So what? What’s the big deal? Most ordinary men wouldn’t post the photo on Twitter.
These were his tweets:
“watching my wife steam [...]

Brook Hogan Terrifies Florida with Her Crotch

Monday, March 16th, 2009

Brooke Hogan spread her thunder thighs and unleashed her crotch of horror at Calle Ocho in Miami.

Brooke Hogan’s performance featured her dancing and flipping around on a stripper pole and looking very seductive.
With father Hulk Hogan watching in the audience, she said it was her first concert in about a year and was very [...]

2009 Official Oscar Post

Sunday, February 22nd, 2009

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Allie is Wired is excited to be blogging live at the Oscars!
We are here with Leeza Gibbons, who has teamed up with music legend David Foster to present Leeza Gibbons Oscar Night at Mr. Chow.
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UPDATE (6:36 p.m.): Be sure and follow us on Twitter also!
UPDATE (2:55 p.m.): Monica [...]

Aubrey O’Day’s Playboy Photos - See Photos

Friday, February 13th, 2009

Well, here it is. Aubrey O’Day nude in Playboy. I like their approach, shade the face, putting the emphasis on her scalp and lackluster dye job.

I don’t get it. Playboy paid $500,000 to the skankiest woman in Hollywood to pose nude for them — which was a total waste of money.
You see, they’ve [...]

Allie’s ‘Wired HOT Links’ - #113

Wednesday, December 10th, 2008

Hot Trend: Crotch Fashions - City Rag

Angelina Jolie is Pregnant Again - Bricks and Stones
See Jessica Biel as a Stripper - Holy Moly
Tila Tequila Wants To Be More Than A Whore - Flisted
Michael Phelps is Truly a Goober - Celebrity Smack
Morgan Freeman Has a LOT of Money - Popbytes
Sexting - The Hottest Thing Since Phone [...]

Prince William Displays the Royal Peen

Thursday, November 20th, 2008

Some lucky paparazzo got the shots of his lifetime, when he happened to stumble upon the heir to the throne, Prince William, taking an outdoor piss during a break from Polo match.

And how lucky are we for his indiscretion? One thing that is clear, he has not been circumcised.
You can see Prince [...]

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