Celebrity Crime
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Monday, May 12th, 2008For all you masochists out there, here is a preview of Denise Richards’ new reality show. Personally I rather put cigarettes out on my tongue and be locked in a room with Rosie O’Donnell, Donald Trump and a rabid squirrel than watch it myself. In case you don’t want to subject your retinas to the […]
Nick Hogan Gets 8 Months In The Slammer
Saturday, May 10th, 2008Nick Hogan, the 17-year-old son of wrestling legend Hulk Hogan (aka Terry Bollea) has been sentenced to 8 months in jail by a Florida judge in the matter of a car crash case that resulted in the loss of his passenger’s life. Lawyer’s of the Hogan family have commented that Nick is “happy” with the […]
David Archuleta’s Stage Dad Banned
Saturday, May 10th, 2008Just weeks after defending his father’ name and dismissing the notion that his father, Jeff Archuleta, was an overbearing “stage dad,” he has been banned from American Idol. (You know, those crazy parent who force their kids to perform like monkeys grinding an organ and make them twirl fiery batons despite the fact that little […]
Peaches Geldof Caught In Drug Scandal
Sunday, May 4th, 2008According to News Of The World, Peaches Geldolf likes to smoke some crack, y’all! The daughter of Bob Geldolf, the outspoken, erm… socalitie (What does she do again?) was busted buying what is presumed to be cocaine from the same drug dealer that provided/provides to Amy Winehouse, and the whole thing is caught on the […]
Julia Roberts Hates Deodorant
Friday, April 25th, 2008
While on Oprah, Julia admitted to never wearing deodorant. Why doesn’t this woman appreciate good hygiene? Remember the UK premiere of “Notting Hill” and she raised her arm to reveal a pit afro? This isn’t Vietnam…we have rules here.
“I don’t actually use deodorant. It has just never been my thing. Mid-day at work I freshen […]
J.K. Rowling Crumbling During Trial
Tuesday, April 15th, 2008J.K. Rowling was fighting off tears Monday in federal court in Manhattan. Rowling is facing off against Steve Vander Ark, who claims to be a long time fan with RDR Books. Vander Ark who runs a Harry Potter web site wants to publish an unauthorized Harry Potter encyclopedia. Rowling says she is working on her […]
Alicia Keys Thinks Government and Media Killed Tupac and Biggie
Tuesday, April 15th, 2008Attention please all those conspiracy wackos out there. Your new ruler Alicia Keys has made a claim that the government created “gangsta rap” so black people will kill each other off. HUH?
In her latest interview with Blender magazine Keys believes that “the government and the media were behind the murders of the rappers Tupac Shakur […]
Britney Spears’ Hair Stylist Hates Her
Monday, April 14th, 2008Whoever is in charge of that Britney Spears’ salad? My God. It is just plain wrong to let her walk out the door looking like she got bad plugs. Why do they hate her so much?
I must say it is looking better than it did. I am not sure what she is going for […]
Adnan Was Stabbed
Monday, April 14th, 2008Adnan Ghalib, aka press whore, was attacked with a knife Saturday night. This was after that stupid stunt with Kathy Griffin.
Ghalib suffered a black eye, facial lacerations and a stab wound to the arm. Now if you do not recognize the name let me remind you he is Britney Spears ex-boyfriend. She dumped him last […]
Ashlee Simpson Leaking Mariah Carey Songs
Tuesday, April 8th, 2008
Is this the work of mastermind and pedophilic extraordinaire Joe Simpson and second string child Ashlee Simpson? I doubt it. But the word on the street is sabotage on Mariah Carey’s latest crap set to music album. The songs were leaked online by an unknown musical assailant.
“Tracks from [Mariah’s new album] “E=MC2″ have leaked onto […]
Naomi Campbell Banned from British Airways…Boat Services Terrified
Tuesday, April 8th, 2008It is just too, too wonderful! Naomi Campbell is at it again. The easily provoked glamazon had a hissy fit at Heathrow Airport over a lost bag. Hey now to be fair it had all her extra cell phones in it. You wouldn’t want her to walk around England unarmed would you? Now here is […]
Rihanna Has Bad Personal Hygiene
Monday, April 7th, 2008Rihanna fails to take advantage of personal hyginene helpers. How can someone so gorgeous be so icky?
Really Rihanna… WTF?!
[Media Takeout]
George Clooney Held at Gun Point by Children
Thursday, April 3rd, 2008On a trip to Sudan, George Cooney was mugged at a checkpoint by children waving around AK47 rifles in 2006. He was going through a checkpoint and a swarm of young kids mobbed his car stealing anything they could get their hands on. This was not a personal attack on a celebrity. The thieves did […]
Crazy Man After Tyra’s Lusciousness Is Freed
Monday, March 24th, 2008A judge in New York has let the man accused of stalking Tyra Banks walk the streets. Brady Green, 37, was released with out bail. Where is the sense in that? Green was finally arrested out side the studio where Trya shoots her talk show. After months of creepy phone calls and letters and following […]
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