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Friday, May 9th, 2008It sounds like the start of a terrible joke, but according to George Clooney he is a Rosanne fan.
“I worked on her first series, and when I met her she said, ‘You’re really good looking, why don’t you take me out behind the stage and make me stink.’ She was unbelievably kind to me at […]
Angelina Jolie Pregnant with Twin Girls Photos
Wednesday, May 7th, 2008Angelina Jolie and Brad Pitt are having twin girls. Jolie is going through a difficult pregnancy with the girls. Brangelina will be adding the 2 girls to there rainbow bunch. They make beautiful babies and I can’t wait to hear what they will name the new babies.
“Brad can’t wait — he absolutely adores little girls,” […]
Mariah and Nick Cannon’s Wedding Photo
Wednesday, May 7th, 2008Mariah Carey and Nick Cannon are married and People has the photographic proof. If you care that is.
The two confirmed that they were married on April 30 and they believe they are soul mates.
HAHAHAHAHA!!! Oh God! Stop it! You are going to make me pee a little!
What Others Said:
Dlisted- “Mimi looks like she’s eyeing […]
Jamie Lynn’s Baby Shower Photos
Wednesday, May 7th, 2008Britney Spears took some time off from her crazy making and court appearances to support sister Jamie Lynn Spears. Jamie’s baby shower on May 2nd reunited Brit Brit and the future Mrs. Aldridge where the more baby experienced of the Spears sisters gave advice. She told Jamie that long nights were ahead, but in the […]
Mariah Carey’s Bye Bye Video
Tuesday, May 6th, 2008
Mariah Carey’s new video for Bye Bye features new husband Nick Cannon. The Mimi machine is breaking records and her performances are showing her true diva style. She even busts our her trusty sparkle microphone.
While the thought of Mariah makes me feel ill, this is still better than poor Scarlett Johansson’s video.
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Scarlett Johansson Engaged to Ryan Reynolds
Monday, May 5th, 2008AKA the hotness. Scarlett Johansson is one lucky bitch. She has gotten engaged to the avalanche of mother-may-I abs and sweet heavenly good looks.
After dating for more than a year, Scarlett Johansson is set to marry her boyfriend Ryan Reynolds, PEOPLE has learned exclusively.
“They’re both thrilled,” Johansson’s rep Marcel Pariseau tells PEOPLE.
If you are going […]
Liv Tyler Getting Divorced
Monday, May 5th, 2008Let us hope this is not true. Liv Tyler seems like such a sweet heart. She and Royston Langdon have been married for nearly five years. The two share a son, who is cuter than cute, named Milo how is almost 4.
According to Us Weekly it is over between the two. Liv Tyler has […]
Obama Wins My Vote, Promises to Off The Hills Girls
Friday, May 2nd, 2008Letterman had the possible future President on his dribble of a nightly show. Barack Obama scares me with his knowledge of “The Hills.” Regardless, Barack Obama has promised to end the feud between the two bitches on the show. I, personally, will hold him to that. He might be the freaking President. He could totally […]
Nick Cannon & Mariah Carey Wed Despite the Recycled Ring
Thursday, May 1st, 2008
For the love of Cartier. Mariah Carey and Nick Cannon reportedly eloped. Alas, my pleas for sanity on Nick’s part have gone unnoticed.
“A source close to Nick Cannon has confirmed exclusively to Latina.com that Cannon and Mariah Carey are married! The couple wed yesterday in a small ceremony on an island and it was […]
Gwyneth Paltrow Hates Brad Pitt
Thursday, May 1st, 2008Good ol’ raunchy Ok! Magazine loves to stir the pot. I thank them. They had the testicular fortitude to ask bitter Gwyneth Paltrow if she wanted to send any well wishes to Brad Pitt and Angelina Jolie.
She was at the Iron Man premiere when her ill feelings about the couple led her to snap […]
Katie Holmes Goes to Scientology Boot Camp
Wednesday, April 30th, 2008Tom Cruise strikes again! This time he has sent possession Katie Holmes off for intensive programming, I mean education in Scientology for 3 days. Cruise was not about to let wifey Katie Holmes wander off to New York to star on Broadway without him. So that explains the need to subject her to Scientology treatments. […]
Someone is Dumb Enough to Marry Mariah Carey
Wednesday, April 30th, 2008Singer Mariah Carey is flashing around a 17 carat ring, but wants to keep things quiet? Carey started wearing the rock last week and word is it is definitely from her latest Nick Cannon. Cannon picked up the ring at Jacob & Co where he was seen again this week. Who is this guy? Supposed […]
Benji Madden Writes Paris Hilton a Love Song…Subsequently I Vomit
Wednesday, April 30th, 2008
Paris Hilton has been paying has been dating Benji Madden for 2 blissful, and hopefully breakout free, months. To celebrate the momentous occasion, Benji wrote slutosaurus a song.
“He actually wrote me a beautiful song, and actually recorded it in the studio,” Hilton, 27, said Monday night at the LG launch of the TV series Scarlet. […]
Tom Cruise and Oprah Caption Contest Win $25
Tuesday, April 29th, 2008Here is a picture taken near Tom Cruise’s Telluride, Colorado estate during an interview with Oprah Winfrey which airs this Friday.
Time for another Caption Contest. Caption Tom Cruise and Oprah and you could win $25 to buy yourself something pretty. Put your entries in the comments area. Enter as many times as you like. Winner […]
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