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Alarming Stupidity & The Hot Links!

Thursday, October 22nd, 2009

New Yorkers Sound Off - City Rag

Is Kate Hudson’s Hotness Keeping A-Rod’s Bat On Fire? - Pop Eater
Dennis Quaid Almost Pulled A Mel Gibson - The Superficial
The Unauthorized Leonardo DiCaprio Documentary - F-Listed
Half Bearded Man Arrested - Tabloid Prodigy
Michelle Obama’s Hips Don’t Lie - Celebrity Smack
Tom Cruise Is A Closet Queen - Celeb News Wire
Amy [...]

Frances Bean Cobain Rips Into Ali Lohan

Tuesday, October 6th, 2009

Frances Bean Cobain took it upon herself to write an open letter to Ali Lohan and the result is so tragic, it’s comical. Not only does her spellchecking abilities rival that of her mother, but she tore Ali a new one!

Frances Bean, not being one who is “entitled”, took the opportunity to lay it [...]

Lindsay Lohan Takes Ali Lohan to Crown Bar

Tuesday, September 8th, 2009

16-year-old Ali Lohan was spotted remaining in the car, after Lindsay Lohan entered Crown Bar.

But she must have gotten in somehow, because she was later spotted making a mad dash to the car when leaving from the bar’s back entrance.
Says a witness at the club:
They stayed at the club for an hour. They were [...]

Brad Pitt’s Bong & Hot Links!

Thursday, August 20th, 2009

How To Make Brad Pitt’s Bong! - City Rag

That Murder Guy Is Ruining Everything! - Websters Is My Bitch
Harry Potter Actor’s Got Ten Inches - Hollywood Dame
Naomi Campbell’s Wearing Clothes - Holy Moly
Gary Coleman Is Now Shilling For French Fries - Tabloid Prodigy
Gwyneth Paltrow Is Selling Her GOOP - ICYDK
Is Benji Madden Related To Popeye? [...]

Ali Lohan Has Herpes!

Friday, April 17th, 2009

We all know that Ali Lohan spent some time at The SLS hotel (to the tune of 3:00 a.m.) on Thursday — with Lindsay and her mother Dina.
What we didn’t know? She was also sporting a lovely case of herpes.

It was their fourth night out in a row. Maybe Lindsay and [...]

Lick My Lohan, Huh?

Wednesday, March 11th, 2009

The fine folks at Liquid Generation show us how Lindsay Lohan’s mom and little sister reacted, when Lindsay brought home her lesbian lover, Samantha Ronson.

Video is NSFW and might be offensive to you — WHICH apparently is the case for the fake Twittering Lindsay Lohan.

video: [liquid generation]

Allie’s Wired HOT Links - #129

Monday, February 2nd, 2009

Dear Nick Nolte - WTF? - City Rag

Angelina Jolie On SNL - Bricks & Stones
Lily Allen Out Playing In The Snow - Holy Moly
Spirit Airlines Has A MILF Fetish - F-Listed
Christian Bale Is A Prick - Celebrity Smack
Jessica Simpson Learned Her Lesson - Popbytes
5 Things We Hate More Than Phil’s Shadow - College Candy
Kate [...]

Miley Cyrus Side Boob Shot

Friday, January 30th, 2009

I really shouldn’t be posting these Miley Cyrus side boob pictures, but then again, the paparazzi shouldn’t have taken them.

That being said, I don’t think they’re as bad as those Ali Lohan cleavage pictures.
No doubt, you wear a halter top that is two sizes two large, your boob is going to flop out!
source: [egotastic]

Dakota Fanning Shows Ali Lohan What 15 Year Olds Should Look Like

Friday, January 30th, 2009

Dakota Fanning attended the premiere of Push in Westwood, CA last night with Camilla Belle, Chris Evans and a very pregnant Kimora Lee Simmons.
Doesn’t she look lovely?
Let’s keep in mind, this lovely young lady turns 15 on the 23rd of February. She’s dressed beautifully and represents a positive role model for our [...]

Ali Lohan Shows Off New Pair of Lindsay’s Leggings

Thursday, October 16th, 2008

Ali Lohan was spotted out and about, wearing a pair of her sisters leggings.

I dunno… do you think they make her butt look big?

Ali Lohan Just Isn’t Good Enough

Monday, October 6th, 2008

Last week there was rumors that top music manager Johnny Wright was in contact with Dina and Ali Lohan in hopes to manage Ali’s career.

Through a statement to PageSix, the music manager says this is completely false, he has never even spoken to the Lohan family and doesn’t plan to either. Ouch!

The statement reads, [...]

Ali Lohan’s Singing Career Gets Justin Timberlake’s Manager

Monday, September 29th, 2008

Johnny Wright - who has managed bands including the Backstreet Boys, New Kids on the Block and singers Britney Spears and Janet Jackson - is keen to help Lindsay Lohan’s 14-year-old sister get her professional life back on track.

A source said:
“Johnny Wright, who manages the Jonas Brothers and Justin Timberlake, has offered to help [...]

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