Ali Lohan
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Lindsay & Ali Lohan Look [...]
Lindsay & Ali Lohan Crying In St. Barths - Photos
Tuesday, January 5th, 2010Lindsay and younger sister Ali Lohan were snapped crying on a yacht in St. Barths yesterday. Poor little rich girls.
Lindsay reportedly punched a dude after taking Ali to a club. The guy was said to have gotten too close to Ali and didn’t listen when Lindsay told him to back off. [...]
Michael Lohan Arrested!
Monday, December 14th, 2009Michael Lohan, the not-exactly-shy father of Lindsay Lohan, was arrested yesterday on Long Island after violating a restraining order taken out by an ex-girlfriend.
Despite a judge forbidding Michael Lohan from “trying to communicate by phone” with Erin Muller, he did anyway, TMZ reports.
Muller sought the order in April after Lohan threatened to kill [...]
Alarming Stupidity & The Hot Links!
Thursday, October 22nd, 2009New Yorkers Sound Off - City Rag
Is Kate Hudson’s Hotness Keeping A-Rod’s Bat On Fire? - Pop Eater
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Tom Cruise Is A Closet Queen - Celeb News Wire
Amy [...]
Frances Bean Cobain Rips Into Ali Lohan
Tuesday, October 6th, 2009Frances Bean Cobain took it upon herself to write an open letter to Ali Lohan and the result is so tragic, it’s comical. Not only does her spellchecking abilities rival that of her mother, but she tore Ali a new one!
Frances Bean, not being one who is “entitled”, took the opportunity to lay it [...]
Lindsay Lohan Takes Ali Lohan to Crown Bar
Tuesday, September 8th, 200916-year-old Ali Lohan was spotted remaining in the car, after Lindsay Lohan entered Crown Bar.
But she must have gotten in somehow, because she was later spotted making a mad dash to the car when leaving from the bar’s back entrance.
Says a witness at the club:
They stayed at the club for an hour. They were [...]
Brad Pitt’s Bong & Hot Links!
Thursday, August 20th, 2009How To Make Brad Pitt’s Bong! - City Rag
That Murder Guy Is Ruining Everything! - Websters Is My Bitch
Harry Potter Actor’s Got Ten Inches - Hollywood Dame
Naomi Campbell’s Wearing Clothes - Holy Moly
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Ali Lohan Has Herpes!
Friday, April 17th, 2009We all know that Ali Lohan spent some time at The SLS hotel (to the tune of 3:00 a.m.) on Thursday — with Lindsay and her mother Dina.
What we didn’t know? She was also sporting a lovely case of herpes.
It was their fourth night out in a row. Maybe Lindsay and [...]
Lick My Lohan, Huh?
Wednesday, March 11th, 2009The fine folks at Liquid Generation show us how Lindsay Lohan’s mom and little sister reacted, when Lindsay brought home her lesbian lover, Samantha Ronson.
Video is NSFW and might be offensive to you — WHICH apparently is the case for the fake Twittering Lindsay Lohan.
video: [liquid generation]
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Miley Cyrus Side Boob Shot
Friday, January 30th, 2009I really shouldn’t be posting these Miley Cyrus side boob pictures, but then again, the paparazzi shouldn’t have taken them.
That being said, I don’t think they’re as bad as those Ali Lohan cleavage pictures.
No doubt, you wear a halter top that is two sizes two large, your boob is going to flop out!
source: [egotastic]
Dakota Fanning Shows Ali Lohan What 15 Year Olds Should Look Like
Friday, January 30th, 2009Dakota Fanning attended the premiere of Push in Westwood, CA last night with Camilla Belle, Chris Evans and a very pregnant Kimora Lee Simmons.
Doesn’t she look lovely?
Let’s keep in mind, this lovely young lady turns 15 on the 23rd of February. She’s dressed beautifully and represents a positive role model for our [...]





