Author Archive for: MrsJ

July 14, 2008

Oompa Loompa doom-pa-dee-dee…

I guess Jessica Simpson might be appropriately dressed. I mean, it does look like she’s at a truck stop and ... Read More
July 11, 2008

Pamela Anderson Has Soiled My Country & I’m Declaring War

Oh, America. I thought we were cool. I let you guys ogle Hugh Jackman and you don’t send your skanks ... Read More

Meet the Jacksons

I know this may come as a shock to many of you, but Michael Jackson is not a well person. ... Read More
July 7, 2008

Discohontas is classy

Nicole Richie – or Discohontas as she prefers to be called - got into a fight with a random chick at the ... Read More
July 4, 2008

Who’s that girl?

Which celebrity was spotted trying to squeeze toothpaste back into the tube?  I’ll give you a clue.  First name starts ... Read More
July 2, 2008

Madonna and Guy still together?

Guy Ritchie and Madonna have been spotted in New York. Madonna looks like a 1920s aerobics instructor and Guy looks ... Read More
June 30, 2008

Bit Bit keeps her bit bits covered up

It’s nice to see Britney Spears looking half way decent for a change.  I’m serious, don’t laugh!  She looks good! ... Read More
June 25, 2008

Beyonce and Solange Knowles

Peek a boo – I see..you two idiots. It’s Solange Knowles‘ birthday but, befitting her less talented sibling status, her ... Read More
June 23, 2008

Debbie Harry is 62 years old

I love Debbie Harry as much as the next 80s tragic, but seriously, dude.  What in Photoshop Miracles is this?! ... Read More
June 20, 2008

The most frightening separated at birth…. ever!

Here at Allie is Wired, we try to keep things reasonably clean.  Well, the rest of the girls do, anyway. ... Read More
June 18, 2008

Robbie Williams is losing the hot….

I’m sure I’m not the only one who had a crush on Robbie Williams….. Now I’m scared I’d get lost ... Read More
June 16, 2008

Ashlee Simpson visits the OB/GYN

Oh look, it’s Ho Ho the Clown! Ashlee Simpson went to see gyny looking like a circus clown that’s fallen ... Read More