Dr. Conrad Murray Didn’t Kill Michael Jackson, But He Did Hold His Penis

Dr. Conrad Murray Didn't Kill Michael Jackson But He Did Hold His Penis

Dr. Conrad Murray says he didn’t kill Michael Jackson, but he did hold his penis for him.

In a recent interview with the Daily Mail, Conrad recalled the moment Jackson reached out, clasped his hand and said, “There are only four people in my family now. Paris, Prince, Blanket and you, Dr Conrad.”

The heart surgeon maintains he was not responsible for Jackson’s tragic death.

“You want to know how close we were? I held his penis every night to fit a catheter because he was incontinent at night.”

Murray went on to say, “He wore dark trousers all the time because after he went to the toilet he would drip for hours.”

Murray claims that Jackson was so unhinged in his final days, that he didn’t allow his underwear to be cleaned because he feared the maids would sell it.

Conrad was charged with administering a lethal injection of the anaesthetic Propofol. He was found guilty of involuntary manslaughter, had his medical license revoked and was sentenced to four years in jail.

He insists that he wasn’t responsible for ending the singer’s life. In his opinion, Michael Jackson was a “drug addict” whose lifestyle resulted in his own untimely demise.

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    He is a horrible man and he should still be in prison.

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    How can anyone listen to what this man has to say anymore. He is vile.

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    Disgusting. yuck.

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    This is just gross.

  • http://Website Pamela

    That is way too much information.

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    The fact he would share this personal info show his complete lack of character. His poor kids.

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    Seriously -ew

  • http://Website Pamela

    Do not google the name of that thing he used to help him with his night-time peepees. You’ll be sorry.