Apparently, Jennifer Lopez had her very own Ryan Atwood circa the ‘O.C.’ for six days. Only instead of being harden and aloof, this guy was crazy -like the Amanda Bynes kinda crazy.
A 49 year old man by the name of John Dubis made camp in JLo’s $10 million Water Mill home. He was living in the pool house, “sleeping on a couch and parking his car out front in plain sight of her security.” So, the guy was walking around her house, eating all her Cap’n Crunch, and even did some landscaping without anyone thinking, “Hey, skinny white boy isn’t Marc Anthony or Ben Affleck…maybe we should shake him down?”
Nope. He made it nearly a week in the lux home in the Hamptons. Best part, he probably would have made it another day by claiming he was a back up dancer, waiter or struggling artist when confronted by an employee. Instead, he claimed he was the singer’s baby daddy.
“Finally, on Aug. 8, a Lopez employee spotted him standing on the singer’s back porch and confronted him. The accused stalker tried to claim he was the divorced singer’s husband.
When cops arrived, Dubis told officers that he was the father of J.Lo’s children, and that J.Lo had left the pool house open for him.”
Cops hauled him off to the psych ward at Riverhead and began poking around the house. John must have gotten bored lounging around in golden hot tubs, eating cotton candy made by unicorns and wearing Jen’s tiaras in the pool because the police found “nutty letters” to celebrities and President Obama in his rental car. He also spent some time on Facebook documenting his stay at Casa De La Freeloading. He posted a picture of himself gnawing on a box of Dove chocolates with the caption, Dove.
That should have blown his cover right there. Jenny wouldn’t send her bitches Dove chocolate, or as she calls it “poor people’s jewelry.”