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Blind Items: Bad Actress

“This female star’s niche is rom-coms and made a name for herself in comedies. She is basically just a pretty face and she has tried dramatic roles with substance, but her looks just don’t translate into talent. In fact, some fellow celebs wonder how she gets roles that require more than an ounce of skill.

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She also claims to read scripts with excruciating detail, but in reality an assistant usually gets the job of reading her parts to her. On several occasions she had to “big words” explained to her.” [Allie is Wired]

There’s a reason she recently decided to flaunt her brand new relationship so publicly. Suddenly she’d found true love behind the scenes? And they were telling magazines about it? And getting papped on holiday in Europe? It was because she was sending a message.

To the major Hollywood player with whom she’d been having an affair for 6 months. Only, at the time, he had a girlfriend. They were dealing with each other undercover. She would travel to see him while he was shooting on location overseas. No one, none of us, picked up on the fact that she showed up in the same city. He was sleeping with both the official girlfriend and the side job and telling the side job that he’d break up with the official one and make her the bonafide but, really, the side job, to him, was just a good f-ck and not a proper escort at the kinds of functions he usually needs an escort for. She continued to pressure him though and when he refused her demands, she showed up with a new man, jammed it in his face – and ours – and very shortly afterwards, he formally ended it with his gf, with a generous send-off.

Now? Impasse. She’s enjoying her summer hookup. And he’s all like, ok, I’m available, you can come to me, or don’t. It’s not like he can’t find a replacement, like, right away. Any woman becomes an instant star as soon as he takes her out. Given that she’s already a star, on a smaller scale, their reveal, should they figure out their situation, would be great for gossip though it could overshadow his work. And he has a lot of it coming up.” [Lainey Gossip]

Blanche’s Guess: She: Eva Longoria, New Boyfriend: Ernesto Arguello, Hollywood Player: George Clooney, Hollywood Player’s Official Girlfriend: Stacy Keibler

Which SNL cast member has a naked oil painting of themselves over their bed?!?

It takes a certain personality type to want to perform each Saturday night on live TV! A healthy sense of ego is usually involved, which is something one cast member hasn’t been able to leave at the show when they leave 30 Rock on Sunday morning. This is evident by the huge, naked oil painting that he has over his bed.

The painting is over six feet wide and pictures the funnyman lying on the ground flashing a much more worked out body than he has in reality. The detail in the oil painting is remarkable, highlighting his slightly hair chest and legs that are painted apart.

However, the cast member does leave some things to the imagination as a leaf has been carefully painted over his private parts to ensure that any lucky person that makes it into his bed, has one surprise to look forward too!” [Naughty But Nice Rob]

Blanche’s Guess: This is rather terrifying as none of the SNL cast members are someone I’d bother Google-ing. (I’ll you interpret that how you will.) I will guess Tracy Morgan for funsies.

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  • http://www.bohomoth.com Jen

    Oh i’m rubbish at these. The rom com actress isn’t Jen Aniston is it? LOL.