Kim Kardashian gave birth to a baby girl this weekend. Kanye West was able to celebrate Father’s Day with his child in his arms. For once, I pity the girl as that baby’s head must have been gigantic.
According to reports, Kim’s baby was 5 weeks early. Get the hose out because she is a liar, liar pants on fire according to sources. They state that Kim lied about her actual due date so she could “throw off paparazzi,” but we all know a Kardashian will eat a Hobo’s foot for press. She really wanted to avoid any issues the pregnancy could have caused with her divorce.
According to rumors, the birth was a planned event and Kim gave birth “naturally.” No c-sections, but I bet that bitch had proper lighting. I am surprised this wasn’t live streamed, but then again the birth of little Kash Kow Kardshian is just in time for a decent season finale.
There is still no name, but you can bet on E!, home of their reality show, making the official announcement.