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Charlie Sheen Calls Farrah Abraham A ‘Desperate Guzzler of Douche Agua’

Farrah Abraham can add another person to her list of people who can’t stand her…

Reportedly, Charlie Sheen is P*SSED with the Teen Mom star after she allegedly leaked their private text conversation earlier this week!

Charlie Sheen Calls Farrah Abraham A 'Desperate Guzzler of Douche Agua'

Farrah recently leaked a conversation she had with Charlie over text which involved the two of them getting together and her possibly getting a role on Anger Management.

Well apparently Charlie isn’t having it and has sent Farrah quite possibly the most epic rejection letter in recent history where he calls her a “desperate guzzler of stagnant douche agua.”

Yes. A desperate guzzler of stagnant douche agua… let that sink in.

Read the full letter below:

hey, you desperate guzzler of stagnant douche agua;

I truly do not recall giving you permission to globally reveal any communication between us. congrats on surviving your lobotomy and an even bigger congratz on the recent attempt at porn.

your daughter must be so proud.

please send my number to middle earth and if allowed, eagerly follow it into said abyss and slam the door behind you. the world will collectively sigh as the pungent memory of you vanishes into the pedestrian troposphere of lame-suck and zero-life.

oh and I’m sure they’ll wave the cover charge when they see your tranny-boobs and five o’clock shadow.

bye!
cs.

Ouch! Only Charlie could write a rejection letter referencing “middle earth” and the “troposphere.”

Your move Farrah.




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  • http://www.bohomoth.com Jen

    Way to take the high road Chuckles.

  • http://Website Pamela

    Everything he said was soooo funny and spot on, hahaaa..