Ah, to be rich and dead sexy. It must be nice to have a bank account that will let you take a vacation for an indeterminate amount of time. Normally, you have to stand on the break table and claim to be Queen of the Mole Warriors and will lead a revolt against the management if you don’t get a break to get that kinda time off.
While most of us consider trucking our family of 5 in a mini van for 16 hours to Florida where your kids scream about wanting a Mickey Mouse shaped ice cream for a week straight only to search the entire park for said ice cream to discover they’re out and said children start flipping their shiz until you leave the park, find the ice cream at a dirty old Walmart and only get so much as an “about time bitch!” from the ungrateful brats followed by a regurgitation of aforementioned ice cream in the car on the 16 hour drive back home…Ryan Gosling will probably take a break from walking around looking gorgeous with people like Emma Stone and Christina Hendricks, to walk around his house looking gorgeous and watching a Harry Potter weekend which will be followed by several weeks of eating Viennetta. (I always considered this to be the elite of ice cream as it was like $12 for a 3 inch slab. I don’t think they make it anymore, but I bet they would fire up the fancy ass ice cream machine if Ryan wished it.)
As you can probably gather by the rambling above, Ryan Gosling is taking a break from acting.
“I’ve been doing it too much. I’ve lost perspective on what I’m doing. I think it’s good for me to take a break and reassess why I’m doing it and how I’m doing it. And I think this is probably a good way to learn about that. I need a break from myself as much as I imagine the audience does.
The more opportunities I’m given, the more I learn about how easy it is to (expletive) it up. You fight for freedom and then you get it, and then you have enough rope to hang yourself. It’s like trying to exercise some restraint because I do have so much freedom.”
Basically, he reached an epitome of hotness that he has circled around back to Ryan Who? (Yes, ‘Gangster Squad’ – I blame you.) He should have just stopped at ‘Crazy Stupid
Hotness Love’ and let us beg for his naked abness back.
It’s ok. We will miss him and demand his shirtlessness back before you can say, “Where’s my vibrator?”
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