Rihanna Wants to Have Chris Brown’s Baby

Yup. That sounds about right. Now, I try to keep my nose out of other people’s business (lie) and let them learn from their own mistakes (another lie). However, dumb isn’t something you can cure.

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Rihanna told Elle UK about how fab Chris Brown is. Apparently his is a proper grown up and doesn’t like to lady beat his troubles away.

‘Stay’ is a story about having love that close and wanting it to last forever. You don’t have that feeling with everybody so when you have it you don’t want to let go of it. I would definitely say that he is the one I have that kind of relationship with,” she said of Brown. “Now that we’re adults we can do this right. We got a fresh start and I’m thankful for that.”

She went on to detail her plans for having a baby with Chris Brown…because, you know, crying babies always soothe raging psychopaths who like to toss coolers/chairs/beat women.

In the not-so-distant future, the singer even hopes to start a family. When asked where she sees herself in five years, Rihanna said she imagines a more maternal role.

“I will probably have a kid,” Rihanna said. “And I’ll have to set some things up so I don’t have to tour for the rest of my life, even though I love touring.”

I will try and close this up with some positivity…

I am totes sure having a baby with Brown will end awesome! (Final lie.)

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