Lindsay Lohan Goes Vodka Camel Before Rehab

Lindsay Lohan is turning herself into Spongeho Vodkapants before she heads off to rehab. In other equally shocking news, the Pope is Catholic.

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We all know this girl is a pinata of drama…two whacks and cocaine, mini bar bottles of vodka and your grandmother’s silver will spill out. The fact that she got yet another slap on the wrist from the court system hasn’t slowed her down. In fact, she has been swilling as much booze as she can.

Lohan hit up a clubs in California this weekend with a group of friends. On Friday she went to FLUXX in San Diego to drink up her freedom. Being a sneaky booze hooker, she ordered her dranks to be brought to her in carafes so it wouldn’t be glaringly obvious she was downing vodka according to rumors.

Saturday, she went to club in Santa Monica. She was sipping on a bottle of San Pellegrino all night, but sources say that fancy ass water was about 80 proof.

This is just one pit stop before she heads off to Brazil to be paid to party. She is going to get one last paycheck in before she spends 90 days in rehab making dream catchers and trying to brew moonshine in her bathtub.

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  • http://Website Jen

    I’m kinda done snarking on Lilo. I have a feeling she’s going to be dead before long and it makes me sad.

  • http://earsucker.com/ Roberta

    She’s a total trainwreck… I’d be surprised if she made it to rehab the way she’s going…

  • http://celebdirtylaundry.com jody overland

    ride to live – live to ride = i love Lindsay – more power to her. She doesn’t belong in jail, and if she does then so does most of Hollywood. Leave the kid alone.