SHOCKER: Lindsay Lohan Smelled of Booze

Lindsay Lohan drinks alcohol.

According to law enforcement, a bottle of alcohol was found next to Lindsay’s Porsche last June on Pacific Coast Highway, and her breath smelled of alcohol.

None of this is shocking to me.

TMZ reports that the Santa Monica City Attorney is prepared to offer Lindsay 60 days in a residential rehab facility for lying to police. That’s four months less than the original offer.

This girl will never learn a thing.

In other news, Lindsay has started a new round of psychotherapy and is looking at giving inspirational speeches to school kids and cheering up young girls in hospitals.

Perfect, right?

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