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Jessica Simpson Would Be Married, But Eric ‘Keeps Knocking Her Up’ (Video)

Jessica Simpson would be married by now, if Eric Johnson would just quit knocking her up!

The pregnant-again 32-year-old singer, designer and reality star revealed on The Tonight Show with Jay Leno, she can’t keep her legs crossed.

“We’ve had two different wedding dates, but he keeps knocking me up.”

Jessica said she was channeling a certain curvaceous reality star when she posted a bikini bump self-portrait on Twitter during her Christmas vacation in Hawaii.

“I felt really hot, and I thought I deserved a Kim Kardashian moment, you know? I was really feeling it, like, ‘Oh, my bump looks cute. I’m going to share that.’”

I wonder if Jessica has ever heard of birth control?




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