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Angelina Jolie Pregnant with a Boy

Apparently, the interest in whether or not Angelina Jolie’s womb has an OCCUPIED sign on it still exists. Star magazine is pinky promising readers that Jolie is pregnant with her 7th child.

For those of you keeping count, Brad Pitt and Angelina have: Maddox – 11, Pax – 9, Zahara – 8, Shiloh – 6, Knox and Vivienne – 4. Angie has been begging for Brad to consider more kids, but he is supposedly hesitant due to their already chaotic schedule. (I am sure it has nothing to do with 6 booger eaters waking him up at 5 AM by pulling on his goat beard and demanding waffles.)

He must have relented and realized he can afford an army of nannies to deal with that shiz because the mag alleges that we haven’t seen Jolie bucking for an Oscar in some thriller lately because she is knocked up.

“Angelina has been talking about having another child for years now. But Brad kept putting his foot down because of their intense schedules and chaotic lifestyle. She’s focusing on the other children right now, trying to prepare them for the new baby. Shiloh has even determined that the baby’s name must be John.”

It must have been that dress that had her straddling the red carpet at the Oscars. The baby will come out a beautiful ginger!

I digress, a few weeks ago, National Enquirer was emphatic that Brangelina was hot to adopt a Russian kid…

“After she asked President Putin to relax his country’s new adoption policy, he agreed to consider it—IF she agrees to marry Brad Pitt in a high profile ceremony in the heart of Moscow or one of the famous palaces in St. Petersburg.”

Obviously, Angie and Brad won’t be sharing the news until they get a People spread so they can donate the coin to some malnourished children weaving pashminas in a third world country of their choice. So stamp it with RUMOR at this point.


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