Demi Moore Granny Swerves Out of Control – PHOTOS

Someone let Demi Moore in the back door of Chanel’s Art Basel party and she immediately set her hips to COUGAR PROWL (which is very similar to AWKWARDLY GYRATE) and started getting her swerve on.

Lenny Kravitz watched as the 50 year old made the entire room giggle behind their glasses of wine. He patronized her for awhile, but excused himself thinking, “Crazy bitch, I am in The Hunger Games!”

While Moore partied in Miami, her rumored piece rebound from a rebound piece denied dipping his pen in that ink well.

A fellow patron at an art event asked Vito Schnabel, the son of director Julian Schnabel, if he was dating Demi and he quickly responded, “No! Nope.”

E! reports that they were making out at the event and are “definitely a couple.” So either dude is slut shaming or E! mistook another greased up art fanatic and a cougar hanging by a shred of sanity making out in the corner.

Poor Demi. She reminds me of this girl who I once befriended in post college. Poor thing was trying to live the sorority life well into her 30′s. It was too sad to stomach and I pushed her out the nest. I found out a few years ago that she Lindsay Lohan dived out of her career in fashion and now works at a flooring company.

Demi is now downing Red Bulls and making everyone else look like classy bitches at a party that included Stacy Keibler.

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