Michael Lohan: DNA Test Confirms He Fathered Secret Lovechild (Video)

Michael Lohan has reached a new low… once again.

Lohan was featured on an episode of “Trisha Goddard” today and took a DNA test revealing that he is the father to some random 17-year-old girl!

First off, what/who the hell is Trisha Goddard? I watch TV more than I breathe and I still have never heard of this show.

Anyways, as it turns out Michael had an affair behind Dina Lohan’s back in 1995 and fathered an illegitimate lovechild (Ashley Kaufmann) with a woman named Kristi Horn.

Horn has been accusing Lohan of being the father of her daughter, Ashley, for years and has been trying to get him to pay child support, but of course Michael denied it.

After the paternity test results were revealed Michael tried to give his new daughter a hug.

This girl is obviously smarter than her two parents because she adamantly refuses and says “No! No! No!”

And like the creep that he is, Michael pleads, “I just want to hug you.”

Check out the awkwardness below…

The show airs tonight so check your local listings, because I have no idea what channel this is on.

I’m sure Lindsay will be tuning in.

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