In the most non-shocking news of the day, Lindsay Lohan has accused her mother Dina of being “on cocaine” during their huge fight.

In a recorded phone call to her father Michael Lohan (cause, he records his kids), you can hear Lindsay reveal:

“Dad, she’s on cocaine, she’s like touching her neck and sh#t…”

Not only that, but Lindsay also admitted to giving her mother $40,000 to keep her house out of foreclosure.

Reportedly, JPMorgan Chase Bank filed documents in 2010 to foreclose on Dina’s Long Island home because she had fallen behind on payments.

A deal was then reportedly reached where Dina would make payments allowing her to keep the property out of auction, one that an unnamed source close to Lindsay said involved the “Canyons” star ponying up cash to save her childhood home.

Won’t anybody save Lindsay Lohan from her parents?

Listen to the audio below: