Kate Gosselin doesn’t need plastic surgery, she ‘De-Ages‘.

“I am probably one of the rare few who de-age,” Gosselin told Bravo’s Andy Cohen during an appearance last week on Watch What Happens Live.

Does she really think anyone will buy that crap?

Cohen wondered aloud about Gosselin’s potential enhancement after he showed off a “vintage” picture of Gosselin famously taken three days after she welcomed her babies with ex-husband Jon.

Apparently, I’m not the only one buying her crap.

The 37-year-old single mom got the ax from her job as a contributing blogger at CouponCabin.

Company CEO Scott Kluth announced Tuesday that “a series of recent events have made it clear” that the former reality star and her contributions “do not align with the authenticity that we set out to build almost a decade ago.”

“Ms. Gosselin is simply not a good fit with the wonderful team and culture at CouponCabin,” he added.

But don’t you fret none, Kate has already landed a new job.

Taking to Twitter she said, “I’m alive! I’ve been super busy working away! I’m having lots of fun and can’t wait to share! No worries..we will chat soon! XO”