If every nightclub hostess, flight attendant and aspiring model all attended a convention and unanimously voted that they will never let George Clooneycharm his way into their beds ever again..then he might actually marry Stacy Keibler. However, she thinks he is going to put a ring on it according to sources.

Despite rumors that he grew tired of her bronzed baby shoe looking body and dumped her, the two made a show of unity at the premiere of Argo. There was copious amounts of canoodling (I, at one time, that that canoodling was something do with canning noodles), a game of grab ass and they kissed and showed just how in LUUUUURRRVVVVVVEEEE! they are. Kinda like when John Travolta and Kelly Preston tongued on the carpet to convince us all that he doesn’t enjoy a happy ending with a butch masseuse because he loves lady parts.

According to Life and Style (print edition on stands now), Keibler has even moved in with him.

“She’s 100 per cent moved in with him, she spends her summers at Lake Como in Italy and all her stuff is at his place in Los Angeles.”

Oh, this is going to end with a proposal…”Baby, I am getting to old for this shiz. So, will you be lady as long as we both think we can’t do any better?”

I kid. George is a gentleman. Yeah, we will go with that.