Too much information, right?

Dita Von Teese has just released a new beauty book where the burlesque dancer reveals all her beauty secrets.

One of Dita’s handy tips? Nipple hair maintenance.

“My beauty book is going to be totally different from what’s out there. I’m going to tell you that you have to pluck the nipple hairs off your nipples before a date — I’m here to tell you that,” Dita shared with the beauty site, Into the Gloss.

AND I’m here to tell you, Dita Von Teese, that is too much information. Too much.

Other than unsightly hair, Dita also offers the obvious:

“Classic red lipstick is the most chic beauty statement a women can make.”

The black curls and red lipstick combo has become her trademark. Does she ever ditch the beauty routine and hang out in sweats?

“I really feel better when I’m wearing my red lipstick, just like some people do when they wear their favorite jeans, or have their hair the way they like it. It’s an easy thing, and it makes me feel better, so I always do it before I leave the house.”

Dita also talks about how she and ex-husband Marilyn Manson used to dye their hair black together.