Life has its little mysteries that baffle me. Questions like: “What causes hiccups?” and “What would I look like with bangs?” or “What is the appeal of Kristen Stewart?” may never be answered. Robert Pattinson, on the other hand, is a unicorn of mussed hair, sleepy sexy eyes and hipster candy to tweens everywhere. So, I suppose there is an answer somewhere in there.
As we all know, Stewart was a naughty little trampire and let her ‘SWATH’ director, Rupert Sanders, lick the icing off her cupcake in a parking lot. They were caught by some looming paparazzi and caused the Unicorn Hipster King to hideout at Reese’ Witherspoon’s plush ranch where he cried into her Laura Ashley rugs and ate gobs of Doritos. After much will they or wont they BS, they apparently will.
People reports that the couple finally met face-to-face…
- “Stewart, 22, and Pattinson, 26, met up in Los Angeles over the weekend of Sept. 15, PEOPLE reports in its upcoming issue. And, according to an insider, the Twilight hunk’s pals “think they’ll be a couple again.”
Other outlets add that this isn’t their first meeting. E! states that they have had several “secret meetings.”
Just in time for the ‘Breaking Dawn Part 2’ press tour.
I am sure that her promises to keep her lady parts to herself are totally legit. Just like the time she said she’d never slum it for a makeup campaign.
- “I would never work with people who aren’t really creative and aren’t committed to what they do. Unfortunately, there are a lot of those people out there, they are fu**ing everywhere, and they try to suck the soul out of you. For example, I would never do a make-up campaign, even though the [final] photos with me would probably look good. Thank you, but it doesn’t interest me.”