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Kristen Stewart Is Withering Away

Ever since things blew up right in her face, Kristen Stewart has been living as a recluse. She’s grief-stricken and has allegedly hit rock-bottom.

To make matters worse, her diet consists of only Red Bull and cigarettes.

She’s withering away!

Fans believe that Kristen is just feeling so guilty, and wants to get back with Robert Pattinson so badly, that she will go to any extremes to do so, even if it means putting her health at risk.

Will Robert ever forgive her?

When the New York Times asked Robert about the decline of global capitalism, a prominent theme in his new film, Robert answered, “Things fall apart when they’re supposed to fall apart.”

Looks like he’s had enough.

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