From one of the founders of the ugliest shoe ever, this isn’t surprising news.

George Boedecker was arrested for a DUI and pinned the blame squarely on his “girlfriend” — who he claimed was Taylor Swift.

A witness called Boulder authorities early Saturday evening after seeing the millionaire shoe mogul passed out at the wheel of a Porsche with the engine running.

Do all the crazy people live in Colorado now?

When confronted by cops, the 51-year-old Boedecker said that it was actually the 22-year-old Swift who was driving the car, according to a police report obtained by The Smoking Gun.

Boedecker claimed that his “girlfriend” left the vehicle after they got into a fight. When asked who his girlfriend was, Boedecker told the officer she was a “really (expletive) famous” singer, then asked the officer if he knew who Taylor Swift was.

Boedecker was busted on suspicion of driving under the influence and is free on $500 bond.

I wonder if Taylor paid his bail?