Octomom, Nadya Suleman, isn’t getting it in with her new man Frankie Grageda, but why not?

Suleman recently came out with the fact that she was dating the 23-year-old amateur bodybuilder, but according to her they are taking things slow.

“Things are going great with Frankie. I enjoy having him around. He has brought a new light in my life,” says Suleman.

“We don’t get much time alone, but with me, any kind of relationship must include my kids. He loves the kids and likes me just the way I am. I really like all those things about him. He loves church, and we share the same values.”

Although things seem to be going swimmingly between the odd couple, Suleman assures us, “We are taking it very slow. He is very special to me. With me, just going on a date is serious. He is into everything I’m into. We both love to work out; he has me on a strict diet.”

“No, we have not been intimate — we have barely shared kisses,” Nadya admits. “I think it will be a long time if and when that happens.”

Meet Octo’s new man (After she finishes rambling) below…

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To be fair, Franke’s going to need sometime to prepare for such an experience.

Not unlike climbing Everest, one must train months in advance in order to be fully prepared for the cavernous abyss that they call Octomom’s va-jay-jay.