Most people are throwing shade at the Princess of Hot Mess portraying the role of Elizabeth Taylor, but I find it intriguing. It’s like watching a train wreck in slow motion. You want to avert your eyes, but you just can’t help but watch.

The icon was no saint, but Lindsay hasn’t had a successful project that didn’t involve taking her top off since ‘Mean Girls.’ I digress; TMZ has gotten their sticky little hands of a photo of Lohan in full Taylor garb and it isn’t as unfortunate as I feared it would be. Someone scrubbed her nose clean, gave her a fresh coat of paint fumigated her weave and managed to make her look like a respectable Liz knockoff. I am now convinced someone from Hogwarts School of Witchcraft and Wizardry works at Lifetime.

This may give the impression that she may be passable in the made for tv movie, but it’s not all sunshine, butterflies and unicorn smiles on set. Sources on set are complaining about Lindsay’s behavior.

“Lindsay is being an absolute nightmare about who should play Burton. She believes Matthew Settle is too old to play the role, and she wants a major A-list star to be her co-star. However, her salary for the role took up a major portion of the budget, and the Burton gig will likely only pay $200k, max. The producers don’t need to get Lindsay’s approval of who will play Richard Burton, but they want to keep her happy.

They are already in pre-production and it’s very hard to conduct any rehearsals without the pivotal role of Richard Burton. There is also cause for concern because Lindsay partied all night last week with Paris Hilton, Barron Hilton and Brandon Davis. All three, including Lindsay, have been arrested for DUI and/or drug charges previously. Lindsay shouldn’t be out partying all night long, no good can come of that.”

Now we all know that can’t be true. Lindsay practically grabbed Matt Lauer’s pinky on the ‘Today Show’ and promised that she was now a homebody that was “bored” with going to clubs, snorting piles of nose candy and secretly gobbling bottles of vodka under the table. We all know that she’d never lie about drinking! (Please note bucket loads of sarcasm.)