America’s Got Talent was back in action last night and what a night it was!

The quest to find “talent” continues. Apparently judges Howard Stern, Sharon Osbourne, Howie Mandel, and host Nick Cannon won’t rest until they’ve rounded up every last freakishly fantastic act this fine country has to offer.

Check out all of the Tampa auditions.

Twiggy, the Waterskiing Squirrel
Twiggy the Waterskiing Squirrel humors the judges with his impressive waterskiing skills.

Big Barry
Big Barry is a little man with a huge personality who wins the judges over with his honesty and charm.

The Untouchables
The Untouchables are a high-energy dance troupe comprised of kids aging from eight to 13, and their youthful energy lends itself beautifully to their dance performance.

Taylor Reed
Taylor Reed is a magician with an army of sexy assistants who wows the crowd by making a motorcycle appear out of thin air.

The American BMX Stunt Team
The American BMX Stunt Team brings their high-flying bike stunt performance to the AGT stage

Lindsey Norton
Lindsey Norton is a 16-year-old dancer from Tampa who shows off her impressive acrobatic dance skills.

The Air Sexpert
The Air Sexpert considers himself a master in the art of “air sex.”

Rangers in Reality
Rangers in Reality are a dance crew that adds lyrics to LMFAO’s “Party Rock Anthem.”

Captain Dan and the Scurvy Crew
Captain Dan and the Scurvy Crew are a group of rapping pirates, and their act is self-explanatory: they rap about being pirates

The Scott Brothers
The Scott Brothers describe themselves as a part-popping, cartoon-style act. In case you didn’t know, that means they’re awesome dancers.

Charlie C
Charlie C is a mild-mannered gentleman with the voice of a seasoned soul singer.

Puppets on Hand
Three-man puppeteer team Puppets on Hand performs a tabletop puppet show with homemade worm puppets.

Mr. Lo’s Paper Show
Mr. Lo has a strange and unique talent: he tears paper and creates elaborate paper patterns and sculptures.