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Pauly D To DJ Snooki’s Baby Shower

Snooki is pregnant and she wants to party and so does her fetus!

Nicole “Snooki” Polizzi wants her baby to enter this world fist pumping, so she called up her friend DJ Pauly D.

“She told me she wants me to deejay the delivery room,” explains Pauly. “I told her I’ll just deejay the baby shower.”

Well, beggars can’t be choosers … embryo problems!

When asked about how he imagines the baby shower to be he said “I would have spray tan booths in the corner, because she loves to tan, and a lot of loud music. I’d have pickles everywhere, too.”

And how would the DJ turned reality star style the Jersey Shore‘s latest edition?

“I think it’s ready for hair gel as soon as it comes out. If there is hair, throw some gel in there,” he says. “Too young to tan though. Don’t tan. You gotta be 18. Maybe a spray tan.”

Well I guess you can take the fetus out of Snooki, but you can’t take the Snooki (spray tans, hair product, alcohol, and loud music) out of the fetus.

GTM = Gym, Tan, Milk




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  • http://allieiswierd madelyn

    Im 11 and me and my friend are like u and deena were upset cuz your pregnant im happy for u but i want onother season of jersey shore plz i a #1 fan