In what could be construed as a cleverly thought out plot to switch focus from her sister Kim’s failed marriage, Kourtney Kardashian announces that her and longtime douchebag boyfriend Scott Disick are expecting their second child.

The reality star told US Weekly that she is 9 weeks along and feels “confident” that everything is going well inside her womb.

Apparently, even though Kourtney and Scott can’t decide whether or not to stay together, they thought it a good idea to have a baby for a second time.

“It wasn’t like we weren’t trying,” Disick, 28, says. “We kind of just said, ‘If it’s meant to be, it’ll be.’”

Nice attempt to divert attention away from the real ‘star’ of their show… too bad no one will care in 5 minutes.

Wait… what was I talking about again????

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