George Clooney is featured in the latest edition of Rolling Stone: Confessions Of A Dirty Mind. Not only is he incredibly rich and famous, his charm does not go unnoticed and neither does his humor!

Good ole George gets up close and personal in a candid interview about love, sex, politics and life as he knows it. From adolescence to manhood, relationships to government policy, and life outside the spotlight, Clooney is his own celebrity now and anything goes. He’s just an ordinary guy:

He is not ashamed of sophomoric humor: “We think [farting] is one of the funniest things in the history of mankind. Even the idea of a fart makes me laugh. Saying the word fart makes me laugh. I have iFart on my phone. I have remote whoopee cushions. Farts. To me, there’s nothing funnier.”

I’m a man’s man: “I’m the least metrosexual cat you’ve ever met. I’ve never had my fingernails or toenails done, and I’ve cut my own hair longer than other people have cut my hair. On an awards-show day, I can play basketball, go in, take a shower and put on a tux – it takes me three minutes to put on a tux – and be out the door in 15 minutes.”

Girlfriend Stacy Kiebler‘s tweet & tell: “She can do whatever she wants, I rarely tell anybody what they should be doing with their life.” And so can George!

Get down and dirty with yours truly in the new issue of Rolling Stone available on stands November 11th.