Christina Aguilera’s Dress Can’t Contain Her (Photo)
Ever since splitting from husband of six years Jordan Bratman, Christina Aguilera has been looking a little worse for wear.
Her ever expanding waistline and frequent drunken escapades have led rumors to suggest that perhaps she has some issues with regards to her personal life that she needs to address.
OR…
Maybe she just needs to fire her stylist. I mean really.
Celebrities pay a fortune for professional stylists to make them look flawless, and well, in Aguilera’s instance, it is most certainly NOT money well spent.
The girl is resembling Snooki from the Jersey Shore more often than not, and her new found ‘curves’ are not fitting nicely into the super skin tight micro-minis that her ‘stylists’ have chosen for her.
Case in point? Last night’s American Music Awards. She looked like she was in pain wearing that bandage of a dress.
I mean why would ANYONE subject themselves to spandex when you’ve got muffin top going on?
Meh, you need to consider corsets, or spanx, or barbed wire… whatever it takes to calm the clumps.
Now, don’t get me wrong, I don’t for a second think that X-tina is HUGE. BUT you really SHOULD dress for your body type… and this is a TOTAL fail in that department. End of story.











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Ouch, Ren. You do realize, the word ‘muffin’ was created, so people could eat cake for breakfast.