Mistress, Sara Leal, is revealing details on her one-night stand with ‘Two and A Half Men’ star Ashton Kutcher.

While Ashton is still doing the whole ‘I didn’t cheat on my wife’ camping trip with Demi, Leal revealed to Britain’s Sun newspaper that she had slept with Kutcher twice that night at the Hard Rock Hotel in San Diego.

“We had sex twice,” says Leal. “Everything felt natural. We were having a good time. One thing led to another. He was good but it wasn’t weird or perverted or creepy. I was attracted to him, and he was attracted to me.”

You know what is creepy, Ashton’s continually growing and gross-looking hair.

“He had great endurance. We were up for a while. It was about two hours,” adds Leal.

“The last thing I remember him saying was he did a good job,” she says. “We woke up and I was wearing a robe. He opened it up and I was like, ‘What are you doing?’ He was like, ‘Just checking. OK, I did good! You’re really pretty.’ ”

But apparently, Leal says she regrets doing it with Ashton saying, “I didn’t plan on doing it, it just ended up happening. If I had known from the beginning that he was happily married, none of this would ever have happened.”

Yeah right! Do you know how much she probably got for this interview? I would imagine somewhere in the SIX FIGURES!

Ashton and Demi have yet to comment on Leal’s allegations, probably because they are too busy making fires and roasting marshmallows.