Leave it to Jessica Simpson to set the record straight! Jess’s boobs are the latest buzz, suggesting that the she has gone under the knife for a questionable breast reduction. Truth is, she loves her boobies!

“Breast assured everyone! It’s UDDERly not true!” Phew, I’m glad we were able to clear the air on that one. Apparently Simpson has been hassled about this so-called breast reduction because of her upcoming nuptials to lucky man Eric Johnson (who I’m sure appreciates her assets). Sources say she would like a smaller rack to help flatten her frame. Well, peeps, they aren’t going anywhere!

So when is the big day? Even though the diva herself has set a date to marry her hubby-to-be, she’s not telling anyone.