Kathy Griffin has professed her undying love for … wait for it… Justin Bieber!

Following in the footsteps of Jim Carrey and his confession of undying love for Emma Stone, Kathy has posted her own video message.

“You are all the way beautiful, even with those lesbian bangs—but that is not any diss to the LGBT community,” the My Life on the D-List star stated into the camera, her face in super close-up mode, as was Carrey’s.

“You’re smart and kind-hearted,” Griffin continued, glancing back and forth between the camera and a copy of what Carrey had said. “That’s kind of an assumption, er, you seem nice…If I could, I would marry you. Oh, that’s actually not true. It’s messy, Justin,” she said, shaking her head.

“And the sex—whoo—it’s going to be weird,” Griffin admitted.

Hilarious!