Could “Two and a Half Men” kill Charlie Harper in a more gruesome way?

According to TMZ, last night’s season premiere taping will include the revelation that Charlie flew to Paris with and married Rose, was subsequently caught in the shower with another woman, and then “slipped” while waiting for the subway the following day.

“Meat Explosion.”

You can just feel Chuck Lorre‘s hatred seeping from the storyline.

Millions of people are likely to tune in to the September 19th premiere, as Charlie Harper is laid to rest and Ashton Kutcher debuts as Walden Schmidt.

Keeping Charlie’s cause of death under tight wraps, the show’s scenes were shot out of order, with multiple takes involved — ensuring unspoiled plot lines.

Will you watch?