The ‘Real Housewives’ of… everywhere are taking their show on the road.

Bravo has just announced that the ladies from the reality show franchise will be going on a three city tour.

Your favorite housewives from Orange County, New York, Atlanta, Miami, New Jersey and Beverly Hills will all come together for a drama-filled extravaganza!

Can you imagine Jill Zarin getting into everyone’s business while Nene Leakes is tugging at someone’s wig and the Countess is singing ‘Money Can’t Buy You Class’ and Vicki Gunvalson is screaming about how she works all the time?

Did your brain just explode with excitement… disgust?

“Bravo viewers like to truly engage in the shows they are passionate about,” says Bravo’s senior vice president of marketing, Ellen Stone. “With The Real Housewives Live Tour, we are able to give our fans a unique, hands-on experience with their favorite cast members across franchises that they can’t experience anywhere else.”

Tickets go on sale Aug. 19 and begin at $49.50.

Fans can also buy the $170-per-ticket “Red Carpet Package,” which includes a walk down the red carpet, a seat in the “premium” section and entrance into a pre-show cocktail party hosted by the housewives.

This all seems very reminiscent of Charlie Sheen‘s ‘Violent Torpedo of Truth Tour,’ just less crazy.

Below are the housewives scheduled to appear and specified dates and locations:

ATLANTIC CITY, NJ
DATE: October 1
VENUE: Caesars Circus Maximus Theater
Caroline Manzo- “The Real Housewives of New Jersey”
LuAnn de Lesseps- “The Real Housewives of New York City”
Kyle Richards- “The Real Housewives of Beverly Hills”
Vicki Gunvalson- “The Real Housewives of Orange County”

HAMMOND, IN (CHICAGO)
DATE: October 8
VENUE: The Venue at Horseshoe Casino
Sonja Morgan- “The Real Housewives of New York City”
Gretchen Rossi – “The Real Housewives of Orange County”
Lisa Vanderpump- “The Real Housewives of Beverly Hills”
Phaedra Parks- “The Real Housewives of Atlanta”

ATLANTA, GA
DATE: October 15
VENUE: Cobb Energy Performing Arts Centre
Nene Leakes- “The Real Housewives of Atlanta”
Jill Zarin– “The Real Housewives of New York City”
Melissa Gorga – “The Real Housewives of New Jersey”
Marysol Patton– “The Real Housewives of Miami”

Dates/housewives are subject to change.