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Enrique Iglesias Has A Small Penis

Enrique Iglesias stunned concert-goers by going into excruciating details about his shortcomings in the pants department.

“I grew up with a lot of my friends and all of them lost their virginity with hookers, not that there’s anything wrong with that,” the singer told the shocked crowd.

“They had to pay for it. I wanted to wait for the right girl so I waited until I was 25.”

But moments later he changed his story, adding, “Usually the first time is not the best. Let me be honest, I was 17-and-a-half, I was so nervous. It lasted ten seconds.”

Chatting with the audience between songs, Iglesias answered one fan’s comment about his lady-killer looks with the bizarre insight… “What does Spanish good looks have to do with the size of your penis? Maybe I have the Spanish looks but I have the smallest penis in the world. I’m serious.”

Entirely too much information, Enrique. Now, forever known as the singer with a small penis.

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rebby | July 29th, 2011

YES to go along with his small brain hes a sad sorry case!

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Chas | July 1st, 2012

with a face like that who cares