The former almost Mrs. Hugh Hefner went on the Howard Stern Radio Show yesterday and talked about what sex with the Playboy magnate was like.
Crystal Harris said it lasted “like two seconds. Then I was just over it. I was like, ‘Ahhh.’ I was over it. I just like, walked away. I’m not turned on by Hef, sorry.”
So I’m guessing that the rumors of Harris being a gold-digging whore are correct then? I mean why else would you want to marry a man nearly four-times your age since you obviously found him unpleasant to have sex with…?
Harris goes on to allege that they only had sex the one time. Wow, this interview isn’t making her look any less like the skank that she is.
It had been rumored that Crystal cheated on Hef with Dr. Phil‘s son Jordan McGraw, and now that she’s a free agent can be seen quite often getting cosy with the songwriter.
Hef responded via twitter with regards to Crystal’s Stern interview saying “When I said, “I missed a bullet” when Crystal left, I didn’t mean I didn’t love her. I meant I realized she really didn’t love me.”
Good thing you found out before she milked you for millions…