Joe Jonas Has Fat Thighs (Video)
The new Spider-Man remake starring Andrew Garfield has just finished up shooting, and is preparing for a July 2012 release.
What some people don’t know, is that Joe Jonas was at one point up for the role. Want to know why he didn’t get the part?
A video has been posted to Youtube, where Warren from Paramount Studios calls and breaks the news to Joe.
The reason why he didn’t get the job? His thighs are too fat! LOL!
“I’ll be honest, I’ll be frank… the main reason is your thighs. Your thighs Joe, they’re just too fat. No I’m serious, we all looked at it [the audition tape] and you looked kinda… everyone thought that you looked kinda ridiculous in the tights,” he told Jonas.
Warren continued, “Imagine Spider Man, he’s swinging through the air and everything like that and it looks like somebody used a bicycle pump for his thighs.”
LULZ!
I can’t breathe I’m laughing so hard!!!
Watch the rest!
This video is so full of win! Still laughing… !!!
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Who the hell is ‘warren’ anyway? LOL. too funny
This is so not real, there are so many reasons
1) The “Office ” or whatever place this warren guy is suppose to be at looks cheap
2)the phone, when ur on the phone the light dims it doesnt stay on
3) the one tht killed it was the little girl laughing in the back
and 4) its just fake lol
Nice try
@Monique – it’s parody, so the joke’s really on you.
I can’t stop watching this! Too funny!
Joe’s thighs are absultely puuuurrrrrrfect! I woulda gone to see Spiderman just to see Joe in tights again!
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This guy should look HIS thights firstly and then he can talk about Joe’s!!!!!Joe has awesome thights and if it’s not right to talk bad about it,he doesn’t deserve it!!!!!!