Following the turbulent parting of ways between CBS execs and actor Charlie Sheen, the network has plotted a way to introduce Ashton Kutcher‘s character while simultaneously removing any possibility for Sheen to return to Two and a Half Men.

Kill off Charlie Harper. Simple, yet effective.

The script which has yet to be finalized, could offer a art-imitates-life moment where Harper’s car goes off a cliff to his demise – much the way Sheen’s two cars went off a cliff on Mulholland Drive.

Interesting…

As for Kutcher’s entry into the scenario, one plausible option is that his character buys Charlie’s house after his death.

Chuck Lorre has been known to change scripts repeatedly up till close to the filming days so until August 2nd rolls around, all details are up in the air.

I’ll definitely be tuning in to see what happens, will you?