What do Charlie Sheen and Janice Dickinson have in common? No, Janice has not started her own porn family and no, Charlie isn’t stepping onto a runway. They both have fake teeth!

The self-proclaimed ‘first supermodel’ caused a ruckus after losing two false teeth at the Southampton restaurant, Sant Ambroeus.

The New York Post reports that after diving under the table in search for falsies, she then had the whole restaurant help her look for them. Janice clearly has no shame.

Janice reveals that before starting her meal, she removed the teeth and hid them in her napkin. She went on to say “I was so excited talking to my friend that I put my teeth in my napkin, and then I couldn’t find them! Did they fall into the soup? These things are so expensive they could feed a small village.”

After her and her crusade of fellow diners and staff finally discovered the pricey pop-ins Dickinson ran into the bathroom, cleaned them off and popped them back in.

Janice went on to say “Age sucks, and thank God my boyfriend wasn’t there,” referring to her man, the 32-year-old David Blakely. She added “OMG, no one wants a snaggletooth.”

You said it Janice, the last thing any of us want to see is that snaggletooth of yours. Trashy does not even come close to describing this woman’s antics, but that is why I love her.

The golden rule for getting into the papers is and always will be, ‘trashy, not classy‘ and Janice knows that all too well.