Fame seeking whore, and douche-bag extraordinaire Spencer Pratt has contacted Ryan Seacrest‘s office begging for an unpaid intern position with his radio show.

Seacrest’s talent booker Amy Sugarman received an email from Pratt saying; “I’m trying to change my image and make myself more likable”…

Fat chance buddy!

Spratt called into Seacrest’s radio show yesterday to further beg… “How do you go from being hated to even a little bit likable? It’s about who you’re around. I’ve learned you need to be around likable people to even start to be likable. Who’s the most likable person in America, if not the world? That would be Ryan Seacrest.”

Ok Spence, I’m inclined to agree with your logic on this one. But one enormous problem remains, would Ryan Seacrest want to risk his squeaky clean, lovable image by associating with a douche like you? I’m thinking not so much.

Hell, even Pratt’s vapid little tart wife managed to get a job on some reality show with other low-lives…

I’m really thinking your 5 minutes of fame are over dude. No, you don’t get 15 minutes like everyone else.

Accept failure and move away from the cameras dude, no one wants you. BTW, how’s that gossip site of yours doing? Wow, looks like you’re so in the loop that you haven’t managed to update your site for like 2 weeks… Ok, a week… still.

WOW, pitiful.

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