Suri Cruise Will Cut You! – The Superficial

Cee Lo Green Makes Much Whoopee – Celebs.com

Courtney Love Wanted To Snort Kurt Cobain’s Ashes – Gone Hollywood

Billy Ray Cyrus Calls Off His Divorce – Pop Eater

Kate Middleton‘s Sheer Dress Sold for $125,871! – Why Fame

Jennifer Aniston cut her hair to avoid the ‘Real Housewives’ look – ICYDK

Kat Von D Does Lunch in WeHo – Celebrity Smack

Kim Kardashian Has Cellulite Thighs – Hollywood Life

Sandra Bullock Donates $1 Million to Help Japan! – Hollywire

Mariah Carey’s Dogs In Therapy – Anything Hollywood

Tiger Woods Jokes About His Sex Scandal – Betty Confidential

Selena Gomez Calls Justin Bieber Her Prom Date – Girls Talkin’ Smack

Nudes Hacked From Scarlett Johansson’s Cell? – Amy Grindhouse

Miley Cyrus Blew $1 Million in Three Months – Daily Fill

Prince Charles’ Inbred Masturbation Hand of the Day – Drunken Stepfather